A Fatwa for Lemuel

Any of you out there who can draw I have a new contest for you. Send me a cartoon which is utterly degrading and insulting to the Islamic faith that I can post on this blog. I want to be the subject of a fatwa. The winner will be rewarded with a Serenity DVD.

But remember it really has to drag Islam through the mud. I want something that will push Osama into heart failure. I want something that will cause the president of Iran to vow to send atomic warheads to Asheville. I want something that will send Muslim nutballs to my doorstep to punish me so that I can martyr them.