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This is the beginning of a mighty White Trash Empire. And I shall rule this empire with a rod of iron. Casting down all who would oppose me. I shall claim a white trash queen to rule beside me. Brittany Spears or maybe Paris Hilton (I'll flip a coin).
Oh, Almighty Lem!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the plug, guy! Much appreciated!
Naaw, Paris is too scrawny and Britt ain't trashy enough. (what??!!!) Your queen has to be a gal who can drink like a fish, dress like a slut and ain't afraid to embaress you in public. (Having 3 or 4 kids by different Daddies is a plus, too.) Now that's true trash!
I think that puts them and myself, sadly, out of the running. But surely there is someone out there worthy of the title.
Re: The litter of bastard children.
ReplyDeleteGive Paris time.
After all having a homemade porn video on every high school boy's hard drive is a big step in the right direction.