I am getting blogrolled by a good number of blogs and my per day hit counter is rising. This has caused both my TTLB rating and my Hillbilly rating to rise as well. I am now an adorable little rodent in the TTLB Ecosystem and a Heavily Armed Moonshiner in the Hillbilly Ecosystem.
If things keep going like this soon I'll be a marsupial and a saloon keeper, respectively.
Wish me luck.
Why yes, just how is the Hillbilly Ecosystem structured? Enquiring minds want to know!
ReplyDeleteIs there a level where one is just a shrieking drunk outside the trailer?
I think that's where I'm at.
Howling drunk is the lowest level, then recluse then truck driver, then line foreman, then saloon keeper, then plant manager, then mill owner, then 100,000,000 lottery winner (cause you can live in a big house, have a 1000 gun collection and never have to work again).
ReplyDeleteAll levels are heavily armed.
You would be a truck driver, at least.
I forgot moonshiner. Moonshiner comes between line foreman and saloon keeper.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, jeez! I can't catch my breath from laughing...dangit!
ReplyDeleteYou've really thought this out, haven't you?
"Howling Drunk"! Hey, I was close!
I have a couple of suggestions for the extreme lower levels, even below Drunk-but they are sooo un-P/C. (but since when has that been an issue?)
How about "Welfare Cheat" and/or "Alcoholic Wife Beater"? The lowest of the lows.
Love the Lottery Winner one! You forgot the bass boat...they always get a bass boat, too.
"Coon Hunter" needs a slot, too, I think.
I'll refine the rankins and put up a post about it tonight.
ReplyDeleteExcellent! Can't wait to see what you come up with!
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