Hadji Girl

I said that if I could find the lyrics to Hadji Girl that I would post them. Kevin of The Amboy Times sends this:

Here's the lyrics, via Woman Honor Thyself


Hadji Girl

I was out in the sands of Iraq
And we were under attack
And I, well, I didn’t know where to go.

And the first thing I could see was
Everybody’s favorite Burger King
So I threw open the door and I hit the floor.

Then suddenly to my surprise
I looked up and I saw her eyes
And I knew it was love at first sight.

And she said…
Durka Durka Moh-ammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak All-ah
Hadji girl I can’t understand what you’re saying.

And she said…
Durka Durka Moh-ammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
Hadji girl I love you anyway.

Then she said that she wanted me to see.
She wanted me to go meet her family
But I, well, I couldn’t figure out how to say no.

Cause I don’t speak Arabic.

So, she took me down an old dirt trail.
And she pulled up to a side shanty
And she threw open the door and I hit the floor.

Cause her brother and her father shot her…
Durka Durka Moh-ammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah
They pulled out their AKs so I could see

And they said…
Durka Durka Moh-ammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak All-ah
So I grabbed her little sister and pulled her in front of me.

As the bullets began to fly
The blood sprayed from between her eyes
And then I laughed maniacally

Then I hid behind the TV
And I locked and loaded my M-16
And I blew those little fu*ers to eternity.

And I said…
Durka Durka Moh-ammed Jihad
Sherpa Sherpa Bak All-ah
They should have known they were fu*ing with a Marine.

The End.