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There are some things I just don't worry about because they don't exist, never could happen, or do only in the rarest occasions. You know, things like getting struck by lightning, eaten by a dwarf, overdosing on Mountain Dew, spontaneously combusting, and this doozy - French military action.

French moonbat Jacques Myard, a member of their parliament, has suggested that France take military action against Israel to stop their assault on Hezbollah in Lebanon. In a statement on his blog, the feisty frog had this to say: "That we shall let Israel act in such way is inadmissible. The French government must take every measure, including militarily, in accordance with international laws that allow it, to protect her nationals and put an end on these outrageous attacks against civilians."

If the Jews awaken the mighty French war machine the IDF may find itself in the same position that the Wehrmacht did on 14 June, 1940.

Marching triumphantly through Paris.