To my Democrat readers

Ok, it’s all over and you win. You so totally have a lock on this election that the Republicans don’t have prayer. After tomorrow Chimpy and his evil puppet masters Cheney and Rove will be toast!

It’s a done deal and there ain’t nothing nobody can do about it. If fact it is such a dead-bang cinch that you don’t even need to go and vote.

That’s right dude. You can just sleep late then get up around 1:00 and roll a big doobie with that weed you scored with your old lady’s last welfare check (you know the stuff you bought instead of baby formula) and lay back and think about how totally cool it’s going to be when all the other Democrats go out and vote all the RepubliNazis back into the gutter where they belong.

So just sit back and enjoy your victory; the fix is in and you ain’t got to do a damn thing.