With enemies like these. . .

Congressman David Wu:

This president has listened to some people, the so-called Vulcans in the White House, the ideologues. But you know, unlike the Vulcans of Star Trek who made the decisions based on logic and fact, these guys make it on ideology. These aren’t Vulcans. There are Klingons in the White House. But unlike the real Klingons of Star Trek, these Klingons have never fought a battle of their own. Don't let faux Klingons send real Americans to war.

Mr Wu, Star Trek fan club number 145887 and whose Vulcan name is Sopek, went on to suggest that the ideal strategy for winning the war in Iraq might be to copy Earl Whitehaven's tactics in Operation Buttercup, however since the US military doesn't have pod laying superdreadnoughts that we might have to fall back on the strategy developed by Krispos when he defeated the worshippers of Skotos.

The congressman had to cut his remarks short because his mother had promised him a glass of milk and some of his favorite cookies. However he promised to come back tomorrow and explain how the study of Prince Rodger's adventures on Marduk could reveal the key to fighting terrorism.