Stop the Presses! Something kinky that Paris Hilton isn't up for!

From The Daily News:

LOS ANGELES - It was apparently the one time she was camera-shy.

Paris Hilton was so terrified guards would snap a cell-phone picture of her on the toilet that she didn't eat or drink for three days, which left her facing a life-threatening collapse, a source told the Daily News. She also was not taking prescribed medication while in jail, Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca said.

The stainless steel lavatory in the hotel heiress' 12-foot-by-8-foot cell was in plain view of a large window in the door, which guards could look through 24 hours a day.

"She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the cell-phone cam and it would wind up on the Internet," a Hilton insider said yesterday.

"She didn't eat or drink a single thing for three days because she didn't want to use the toilet. She was in real danger."

OK, let's get this straight. She doesn't mind being video taped stark naked performing various sex acts with her boyfriend (or was that just some guy she picked up in a bar - in her world is there a difference?). She wears a miniskirt with no underwear and spreads her legs for any photographer who happens by.

But no potty pix.

This could be useful information to any of the thousands of men who will one day have sex with Ms. Hilton. Ask her for anything except golden showers.