Campaign 2008 Scorecard, part 1

It occurs to me that some of the people who visit here may not know all of the derogatory nicknames given to the loser candidates this election cycle. So as a public service I will spend the next few days posting a guide for the political novice.

Here is the first entry:

Politican: Dennis Kucinich

Nickname: Smeagol, also known as Gollum

Reason: Physical resemblance and the fact that both are insane.

Here is a video to demonstrate the similarity.

Nickname first used by: Sondrak at Knowledge is Power