The truth can now be told!

From The Unfastened Coins website:



I'm just a kid with a laptop who discovered the truth, but I encourage you to do your own research and come to your own conclusions based on my premise that the government is lying to you and that your disagreement with said premise constitutes your admission of being a sheep.

Of course it was the Joooos! Who else!?!

H/T: KisP