Osama speaks

Osama bin Laden has sent us a new video tape just in time for the anniversary of September 11. On it he tells us that he is very disappointed with his allies in the American Democrat Party. He has held up his end of the bargain by killing as many people as possible in Iraq and helping the Democrats gain control of the US legislature, but they have failed to deliver on their promise to unconditionally surrender.

He also tells us that the sure way to end the world is for the American people to embrace Islam. I hope ass-clown Ron Paul is listening. I look forward to seeing him pray toward Mecca five times daily.

Bin Laden is also upset about global warming and the failure of the US to ratify the Kyoto accord. He also sympathises with Americans who are having trouble making their mortgage payments.

In other words bin Laden sounds like his allies in the Democrat Party and the mainstream media.

I look forward to reading his posts on DailyKos, Democrat Underground and the Huffington Post.

Osama does not look well on the tape. I guess his Egyptian doctors can only do so much, even with the resources of Cairo's best hospital.