The People's Cube understands the modern Republican Party:
Having successfully shed the burden of conservative values, the Republican National Committee has retooled and is now launching a new ad campaign to let the American people know that Democrats aren't the only party of empty slogans and slick marketing techniques. We offer you a sneak preview of the new RNC stickers, print ads, and promotional items you will be seeing a lot in the coming months. ~
Why repair the damaged national brand with conservatism when you can cheaply spray-paint it with liberalism and gain power by out-Democrating the Democrats?
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G-d, I weep for the future of this nation.
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