A dramatic reading

The Colbert Report
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Normally I pay very little attention to Colbert, but this time (even though he doesn't realize it) he did the GOP a giant favor.

Go to 3:30 for the funny part.  And remember, Newt brought this entirely upon himself.

A Commenter on The Corner observes:

That article unfairly truncates the statement. It continues:

"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Ur Newt, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure...To the hell fires with Paul Ryan. He's evil; a sorcerer who can summon demons. His followers' only purpose is to die in his service. Thousands of them...