Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Rednecks

Cookie at The Cook Shack has this up and I thought it was too good not to steal.

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival.

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the U S A !

3 comments:

  1. LOL! I just noticed you finally put up a profile pic...too funny!
    Appropriate choice!

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  2. Thanks fer the plug Lem...and now that I look at yur pitchur...I think I knows ya frum somewhere...did I arrest years back....?

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  3. You might be a redneck if you help a friend move. You definitely ARE a redneck if you help a friend move a body.

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