This explains a great deal

Looks like someone translated one of those guides for illegals being distributed by the Mexican government.

Welcome Esse! Welcome to the USA! We know you've been here a while lurking in the "shadows" but now that you're out an official welcome is in order. As a public service to our Hispanic brethren we are presenting Esse's Guide To Keeping It Real. Stick to the methods and madness that we are about to present and we can virtually guarantee that you will be at least as successful in this life as Homie. Read on cholo!

First and foremost never ever under any circumstance assimilate. Assimilation is for the white man. Besides why should you assimilate when Texas, California, Arizona and New Mexico are really land stolen from Mexico? It's brown town now baby. Let whitey learn your ways. Never mind the fact that whitey came from ignorant and impoverished immigrants. Assimilation had nothing to do with the white man's success. He got where he's at today by exploiting brown peoples.

When looking for other ethnic groups to emulate never consider anyone from European roots. Simply group them under the category of 'whites' and make sure you say 'white' with contempt. Put the emphasis on the "wh". Even though they control the country and are largely successful always tell yourself that they are the enemy and have nothing to teach you. Stay arrogant. It will endear you to the powers that be. And forget about emulating the path of the Asian. Ignore and always conveniently leave them out of diatribes about racial conspiracies. Their wild success in spite of their clear racial differences and poverty will only take away from your whining and excuse making for your poor performance.

Speaking of race always identify your race as 'Latino' or 'Hispanic' even though they are not racial categories. So what if they are ethnic categories. You're setting the rules now cholo. If you say your race is Latino than that's what your are. If forced to give a color say 'brown' even if you are in fact white. Take a page out of homie's book when it comes to how you live your life. Always blame "the man" and always choose games, gimmicks, pranks and criminal activity over sobriety, personal responsibility and individual initiative.

The rest is here.

Hat Tip: Sondra K