Friday, November 10, 2006

Lincoln Chafee may leave the GOP

From MSNBC:

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Two days after losing a bid for a second term, Sen. Lincoln Chafee said he was unsure whether he would remain a Republican.

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“I haven’t made any decisions. I just haven’t even thought about where my place is,” Chafee said at a news conference. When pressed on whether his comments indicated he might leave the GOP, he replied: “That’s fair.”

Dude, that dawning sense of uncertainty about where you belong is called a "CLUE". I understand your sense of confusion since this is the first one you've ever had.

Listen up because I'm going to give you the skinny. You have never been a Republican in anything but name. What you are is a Democrat. In fact you might even belong in the Green Party. The fact that you could have existed in the Republican Party as a Senator is a sign of exactly how badly fraked up the GOP had become.

So please leave the Republican Party and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Good luck in your career as a Democrat. You'll fit in very well there.