First it was a swamp, now its a cesspool

The White Trash Republican left a comment on my post about the piles of feces which were found in the Senate part of the Capitol building. She wondered how much trouble she could get into if she sent a week's worth of dog poop (she has three large ones) to Washington.

I think this is a good idea. We could show our "leaders" what we think of them in the most graphic way possible. We could begin a massive (bowel) movement for freedom and the restoration of the Republic!

National Take A Dump on DC Month is born!

They've been shoveling crap at us for decades and I think its time we shoveled some back at them! So if you're tired of always being forced to hold the dirty end of the stick by "public servants" who think that they're our lords and masters then turn that stick around and shove it up their sixes (you know, put it back where it came from)!

The character and integrity of the great majority of our elected leaders has already turned Washington DC into a septic tank of arrogance and corruption so lets keep it real and drown them in real sewage!


Of course everything I've said here is purely in jest. Why I would be shocked and disgusted if anyone actually drove a honey wagon up to the Capital building and sprayed our noble legislators with raw sewage. I would react with horror if some misguided RV owners started purging their sewage tanks on the lawns of our heroic senators (like John McCain, Lindsay Graham and Trent Lott). And I would faint dead away if some tragically mistaken patriot at the DC Water and Sewer Authority were to adjust the flow through the DC metro sewer system so that the waste of everyplace from Alexandria to Tysons Corner were to begin fountaining up out of the Capitol building and White House toilets until it flooded those historic buildings and ran out onto the street forcing the shutdown of the American government. A shutdown which would dely our leaders, men who could put Seneca and Aristides the Just to shame, in their critically important efforts to raise taxes, surrender to al Qaeda and open our borders to unlimited immigration from the Third World.