Campaign 2008 Scorecard, part 2

Here is the second entry in the 2008 election scorecard.

Politician: John Edwards

Nickname: The Breck Girl

Reason: John Edwards is a vain man who takes great pride in his perfect hair. He has been in the habit of flying his favorite hair stylist to him wherever he happens to be on the campaign trail. The total bill for one of these haircuts exceeded $1200.00.

John Edwards is also dumb as a box of hammers. Who else would build an extravagant mansion so expensive that it forced his neighbors to sell out and move because they couldn't afford the increased property taxes and get thousand dollar haircuts while running a presidential campaign based on your compassion for the poor?

Makes you wonder what it is exactly that he's shoveling in that top picture.

John Edwards is a pretty face, but he is nothing else than a pretty face.

Here is a video clip that tells you everything that you need to know about the Breck Girl.

If you scratch the surface of John Edwards all you find underneath is more surface.

Nickname first used by: Rush Limbaugh