Thursday, July 05, 2007

Can't go a day without Fred

Fred Thompson and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they saw a homeless man. Fred went up to the man and handed him his business card and told the homeless man to come to his office the next day to see about a job. Then he gave the man $20.00.

This impressed Hillary so when they saw another homeless man she ran over to him and gave him directions to the nearest welfare office. Then she reached into Fred Thompson's pocket and took out $20.00. She pocketed $15.00 for administrative overhead and gave the homeless man $5.00.

H/T for picture: The Habitation of Justice