Saturday, July 21, 2007

If you thought dog fighting was bad. . .

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick faces possible criminal charges for his participation in underground dog fighting. This story has brought the spotlight to the shocking cruelty of this vile "sport" which, along with cock fighting, has been outlawed in every civilized nation.

However I come before you today to inform you of another evil just as terrible as dog fighting. A sickening and vile "sport" which inflicts horrible torment on innocent animals and degrades and destroys the souls of the human spectators.

I'm sure that most of you have never been exposed to the wretched cancer of:

Monkey Mud Wrestling!

But now that you know how can you stand by and do nothing. I beg you to call and write your elected representatives and the White House and demand legislation to deal with this stain on the very soul of humanity.