Correction

It was pointed out to me that on this week's episode of 24 that during the ambush of the Russian President's motorcade the person who opened the door of Suvarov's limmo and returned fire was not President Suvarov, but was instead Secret Service Superagent Red Foreman.

Superagent Foreman displayed the drive, grit, determination, spunk, pluck, courage and fighting spirit which set the American Race off from all of the other inferior races of the world.

We apologize to Superagent Foreman for attributing his act of heroism to a Slavic despot who's contribution to the fight was only to cower in the back and attempt to cover himself with his wife's body.