Stop The Presses

I found this over at Stop The ACLU:

Leaders of the former Soviet Union were behind the assassination attempt against Pope John Paul II in 1981, an Italian parliamentary investigative commission said in a report.

A final draft of the report, which is due to be presented to parliament later this month, was made available to Reuters on Thursday by the commission president, Senator Paolo Guzzanti.

"This commission believes, beyond any reasonable doubt, that the leadership of the Soviet Union took the initiative to eliminate Pope John Paul," the report said.

In an unrelated story the Vatican confirmed today that the Pope is a lifelong member of the Roman Catholic Church.

Wildlife biologists at the Great Smoky Mountains National Park have released video of black bears defecating in the woods.

The United Nations Commission of Scientific Affairs announced that water is in fact wet.