Tonight's sermon on the 'net

New Ecosystem member Dr. Figg (an ordained minister) has mounted his electronic pulpit to denounce a great evil:

That's right beloved. A mezcal, but not a mezcal with a wholesome and nutritious insect larvae. No this mezcal is polluted with a filthy and disgusting scorpion! A scorpion which does not change the taste of the beverage. A scorpion which does not absorb the impurities from the mezcal and make it smoother. A scorpion which simply sits at the bottom of the bottle and acts as a marketing gimmick to separate sinners from their money!

The rest is here.

I have taken the decision to appoint Dr. Figg to the post of official chaplain of the Hillbilly Ecosystem.