Monday, December 26, 2005

Merry Christmas

It is after midnight on Dec. 26. That means that for one more year the ACLU couldn't kill the celebration of The Savior's birth. I leave you with a passage of scripture which explains the Christmas Story:

Have this attitude in you which was also in Christ Jesus, who although He existed in the form of God, did not regard equality with God a thing to be grasped, but emptied Himself, taking the form of a bond-servant, and being made in the likeness of men. And being found in appearance as a man, He humbled Himself by becoming obedient to the point of death, even death on a cross. Therefore also God highly exalted Him and bestowed on Him the name which is above every name, that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of those who are in heaven, and on earth, and under the earth, and that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father. Philippians 2:5 - 11 NASB

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Munich's Fatal Flaw

Roger Ebert loves Steven Spielberg's Munich and in his glowing review he, unintentionally, identifies the film's fatal flaw. Ebert says, "Spielberg's film has been called an attack on the Palestinians and he has been rebuked as "no friend of Israel." By not taking sides, he has taken both sides." It is in this that Spielberg reveals his fundamental misunderstanding of the Arab/Israel conflict. There is no moral equivalence between the two sides.

A brief history lesson is in order. In World War II the civilized nations of the world, along with the Soviet Union, had defeated one of the two greatest evils to arise in the 20th century (the other was the Soviet Union). In the closing days of the war the advancing allied armies discovered the Nazi death camps which were inhabited by the living skeletons of those Jews lucky enough to avoid death by disease, starvation, overwork and the gas chambers long enough to be liberated. The magnitude of the horror with which they were confronted caused the world to (briefly) shake off the reflexive anti-semitisim which is its normal position.

The United Kingdom gave up its control over the land which the Romans had called Palestine and allowed the newly created United Nations to assume control. The UN came up with a partition plan which gave most of the land to the Arabs in one contiguous land mass. The Jews received three plots of land, most of it located in the Negev desert. The Jews agreed to this, the Arabs did not. In 1948 the armies of six Arab nations invaded Israel with the full support of the Palestinian Arabs*. The outnumbered and outgunned Jews defeated the invading Arabs then and in two other invasions (1967 and 1973). As a result of the first invasion around 650,000 Arabs fled the area at the urging of the Arab governments with the promise that they could return when the Jews were exterminated or driven into the sea.

The failure of the invading Arabs to eradicate the nation of Israel left the Palestinians with a problem. The Jews were in possession of their land and the fact that they had sided with the invaders meant that they had renounced any moral right to return and reclaim their property. The moral duty to care for the displaced Arabs fell to the Arab nations which launched their
war(s) of aggression. It was their obligation to integrate the displaced into their populations (from whom the "Palestinians" had come and with whom most still identified). They did not do this.

Instead they isolated the Palestinians in squalid festering refugee camps. They gave them a minimal existence and fed them on hateful propaganda. The purpose of doing this was twofold. First, the refugees made ready recruits for terrorist organizations like the PLO. Second, the highly visible camps became an easy pretext for the world's Jew haters. The recruitment of terrorists was especially important because the Arab nations had finally internalized the fact that they could not defeat Israel in an open confrontation of arms (multiple humiliating defeats will do that for even the most dense). The war to end the Jewish homeland became an attempt to inflict a death of 1000 cuts as terrorist attack followed terrorist attack.

This brings us to the 1972 Munich Olympics where terrorists from the PLO kidnapped and murdered Israeli athletes. Israeli Prime Minister Golda Mier ordered the formation of an elite team of operatives to hunt down and execute those responsible (they eventually got 9 of the 11). In Spielberg mind the two events exist on the same moral plane. They are just part of a tit-for-tat "cycle of violence" which will continue to block peace in the Middle East until and unless men of courage on both sides rise above the violence and negotiate in good faith.

The problem with this approach should be obvious to anyone who isn't a moral leper. The Israeli and Palestinian sides are as "equivalent" as the allied and axis were in WWII. The land-for-peace scheme which is the centerpiece of all the attempts to reach an equitable settlement of the conflict is exactly the same as the plan that Rudolph Hess flew to the UK to lay before Churchill and Roosevelt. The Nazi government remains in power and Germany retains its territorial gains. In exchange Germany stops fighting.

There is an answer. As Rush Limbaugh has pointed out on any number of occasions wars end when one side or the other achieves victory. World War One ended with the German Army and most of the German people not feeling that they had truly been defeated. After all the German military was on foreign soil and seemed to be holding its own. This fact, as much as anything else, made World War Two inevitable. Israel must be set free to do what it must do to secure a true peace by defeating its enemy. They must start killing their enemies and keep killing them until they internalize their defeat. Until they come to the Jews not on their knees, but flat on their faces and beg to be spared. When they are ready to say and mean with absolute conviction "we will do anything you say, we renounce our claim to any land within Israel's borders; we will rewrite our religious doctrines any way you tell us to if you will just please stop killing us so that our race does not disappear from the face of the Earth".

You think that is too harsh? Japanese cites were made of wood and paper and we napalmed them in one massive nighttime air raid after another until we developed atomic bombs and started nuking them. We piled up hundreds of thousands of incinerated corpses to bring the Japanese to the point of surrender and when they came to the peace table we forced them to renounce a fundamental tenant of their religion, that the Emperor was a direct descendant of and living manifestation of the Divine Sun. And to this day Japan is not only peaceful and prosperous but was an ally in the Cold War.


An end to the fighting, the cycle-of-violence is possible but it will only come when one side gains an unambiguous victory and the other side admits its defeat to itself and the world.


*In Palestine before the formation of Israel in 1948 the Arab population did not call themselves "Palestinians". They referred to themselves as Arabs or by the nationality which they or their families originated from. The term "Palestinian" was a derogatory term applied to the Jewish population of the area. It was only when the need to find a single name for the displaced Arab population (for propaganda purposes) that the name was applied to Arabs.

Serenity DVD

I finally got a chance to watch the Serenity DVD. This is not a review of the movie. Anyone fit to read my blog has already seen it. I am going to talk about the special features.

First of all, the deleted scenes. Nothing earth shattering, just things that were cut for time. Inara having a conversation with another companion at the training school about how the girls that they were teaching weren't measuring up. A different take on the Serenity's arrival on Haven (shepherd Book's community). There were some additional details about how Mal and Inara made their escape from the academy and how they got past the guards that the Operative placed around their shuttle (a dummy hand grenade). There is also a scene between Simon and River after the bar fight that I think should have been left in.

Next were the outtakes. Mostly people blowing lines and swearing. There was one amusing bit on Haven after the crew finds everyone murdered by the Alliance. Nathan Fillion ad libs an alternative version of his lines.

Two mini documentaries, What's in a Firefly and Alternative History: The Story of Earth That Was, which are not what they are represented as being. What's in a Firefly is not a tour through a Firefly class transport ship. Instead it is a feature on how some of the special effects were done. The Story of Earth That Was is just the backstory on the War of Unification and Mal's place in it and how he came to be the person we see in the series and movie. Interesting enough, just not what they are labeled as being.

There was another short documentary called Re-Lighting The Firefly about how a canceled TV series became a major motion picture. This part is a tribute to Joss' persistence and the efforts of the fans. As Joss says, "We have done the impossible and that makes us mighty".

Finally, there was an introduction by Joss Whedon which was filmed for the unfinished version which was pre screened at theaters all around the country. Joss says that in Hollywood there are names for people who refuse to let go of a canceled series, who keep trying to bring it back. Obsessive, quixotic, unrealistic but in Joss' world they are called Browncoats.

Altogether the special features look as if they were put together in a hurry. This should not be surprising in that the movie made the transition from theater to DVD faster than any that I've ever seen. Clearly Universal figured that the future of the franchise is to be determined by DVD sales.

A Christmas Card for the Troops

Captain's Quarters has an excellent idea. Ed has a Christmas card for the troops that he is asking readers to sign. Head over and add your own message. The link is to the left.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Coming Tomorrow

A review of the Serenity DVD.
Two political/cultural posts: Oscar and his cousins and Munich's fatal flaw.

As for now I'm going to get nogged up and pass out.

Friday, December 23, 2005

O'Flaherty's RIP

Danny O'Flaherty has announced that O'Flaherty's Irish Channel Center and Pub is closing forever. Apparently the damage caused by hurricane Katrina was so severe that repairing and reopening is not feasible given his resources. O'Flaherty's was the center of Celtic culture in New Orleans and its loss will be mourned by patrons, performers and employees alike. Danny will continue touring and performing. Check out his website for his schedule.

The property on Toulouse St. will be put up for sale. Let's hope that the new owner will be able to make the necessary repairs and open a Celtic theme establishment that will keep the Celtic spirit alive on the Gulf Coast.

Maybe EJ Jones will be able to put together a consortium of investors. . .

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Brokeback just wont stop

Of everything I've posted so far the largest response has been to my speculation that Brokeback Mountain will not live up to some people's expectations that it will "break out" and become a mainstream hit. The reason for this is a post on a homosexual oriented blog which said that I "dissed" the movie. If saying that "it might be a very good movie, well written and acted" is slamming it then I guess I'm guilty.

The point of my post (which I stand by) is that this movie, while well made, lacks a true broad based appeal. It will almost certainly turn a profit for its investors, but will not be a success if we judge it by the standards which other movies are judged. It will not provide the kind of box office numbers that Jarhead or A History of Violence did. It will not even make the kind of money that gold-plated flop Doom did.

I know that there are a lot of people in the gay community who are very invested in this picture. If it becomes a "hit" it means that society has moved from tolerance to approval. That they themselves have become mainstream. Sorry this isn't the movie that's going to do it for you. It will not crash and burn the way that Ellen did after she came out, but it isn't going to be the gay answer to Lord of the Rings (box office wise).

And before anyone starts in about how many awards it has been nominated for don't go there. In an environment where Michael Moore [spit] can win an Oscar for a "documentary" who's every claim had been documented to be false awards are less than meaningless.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

With Friends Like These. . .

FrontPage Magazine's War Blog is reporting that Germany has released Mohammed Ali Hammadi from prison and allowed him to return to Lebanon. Mr Hammadi is a member of terrorist organization Hizbollah and was serving a life sentence for the murder of Navy diver Robert Dean Stethem during the 1985 hijacking of a TWA flight to Beirut. Stethem was beaten and tortured so severely before being executed that the body had to be identified by fingerprints. Fellow passengers said that Petty Officer Stethem endured his ordeal with surpassing courage.

The reason that the Germans gave for releasing Hammadi is that he had served out his (life?) sentence. We get a clue to the real reason in that fact that Hammadi's release came just a few days before terrorists in Iraq released the German hostage they had held since November 25th.
It seems that the Germans have decided to join France and Spain in the axis of appeasement. I guess they remember how Chamberlain was able to contain Hitler and prevent another world war, oh wait that didn't work out so well did it.

Some have called for the US to pull its troops out of Germany and let them defend themselves. While this looks good at first glance I think it would be a bad idea. Given Germany's history I think that if we force them to build up a credible military force we'll be fighting them within two generations. Better to let them keep an army that is little more than a glorified palace guard and spend all their money on an ever more lavish dole.

On a positive note late reports are that Hammadi is "in custody" in Beirut. I don't know who is holding him, but we can hope that he will soon be in the US where he can stand trial. Of course we'll also be treated to the sight of legions of moonbats lining up to see that his rights are protected and that we understand the suffering of his people.

On another positive note the United States Navy had named a destroyer after PO Stethem. The USS Stethem, DDG-63, is an advanced and powerful warship. Let us hope that the Stethem is called upon to participate in operations against Hizbollah.


UPDATE

Lebanese authorities have released Hamadi from custody. US officials have promised to bring Hamadi to the United States and do not rule out the use of force. The whole article is in The Washington Times (free regrisration required).

Well, Mr. Sulu did come out.

Check this out.

I don't know where they found this or what purpose it is supposed to serve, but it looks like a page from the Firefly/Serenity universe's version of Dr. Ruth.

If anybody out there reads Chinese and can post a translation in the comments I'll find some way to reward you.

Nerve-Gas Attack?

From the Scotsman

AT LEAST 45 people, most of them children, have been hospitalised in the Russian region of Chechnya with an illness that doctors say might be nerve-gas poisoning. Pupils, teachers and workers began reporting breathing trouble and headaches on Friday at a school in the town of Starogladovskaya, emergency workers said.

If this is true, and it is a very large if (remember this part of the world has government news agency reports about the flying saucer that landed in the high school soccer field and the ramp was down and the children were entering and leaving the spaceship) it is very bad. If Islamic terrorists have gotten their hands on chemical weapons, whether from left over Soviet stockpiles or Iran or Saddam's supplies that were smuggled out of Iraq, we could very well be seeing them here.

Mardi Gras '06 Update

I checked the hotel finder at neworleans.com and found that prices are much lower than usual for the Mardi Gras period. You can find good rooms in or near the French Quarter for under $200.00 per night. This is based on double occupancy.

For people who have held off of going to Mardi Gras because of the crushing crowds and high expense this is the year to go.

Nip/Tuck

I just watched the Nip/Tuck season finale. It was as twisty and envelope pushing as we've come to expect from the diseased mind of Ryan Murphy. I wont spoil it for those who watch the second showing on Tuesday night, but let me just say that The Carver will be back.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Serenity DVD Out Today

Even more important than contributing to my camera/beer fund by buying your copy of the Serenity DVD from the amazon link to the left is going to Wal Mart and buying it. Most of the DVD's that are sold in the US are sold off the shelves at Wal Mart. How long a movie stays on the shelf there is determined by sales. I've heard that Wal Mart knows before the end of the first day how long a title will stay on display. The chances for a Serenity sequel, theatrical or subscription direct to DVD or as a series on Sci-Fi Channel depend on DVD sales.

Even if you've pre-ordered on amazon go to Wal Mart and buy one anyway. I'm sure that you know someone you can give it to as a stocking stuffer.

Feed Lemuel's Greed

If you're here and you're planning on buying something from Amazon.com anyway click on one of the links to the left. That way I'll make a little money on it. I hope to buy a digital camera so that I can post pictures to the blog. The mountains of Western North Carolina are very beautiful and I travel as much as I can. So help me camera up and I'll show you the view from the top of Mt. Mitchell or the Grandfather Mountain Highland Games or Manhattan as seen from the Circle Line tour boat or the French Quarter.

If I get more than I need to buy the camera and photo printer I'll use the surplus to buy beer at Jack of the Wood.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Hello Langley

I notice from Sitemeter that one of my readers is logging on from Langley. If you are sitting at a computer at CIA headquarters then you are most likely an intelligence analyst tasked with going through the mass of data obtained from electronic or human resources around the world. You could be trying to pinpoint the location of Osama Bin Ladden or looking at a doctor's report on Castro's health and trying to estimate the number of years/months the old murderer has to go before his appointment with Satan's toaster oven.

Or at least that is what you should be doing. Instead you are reading my flipping blog! Is there anything about soft-core lesbian porn or gay cowboys eating pudding or Surface or Mardi Gras that is more important than protecting our nation from its enemies? I don't think so! Have you forgotten about CHINA?!? They're there and they want to destroy us and you're reading about Serenity coming to DVD?

GET BACK TO WORK!

Unless you're one of the left-wing wack jobs who is leaking information designed to damage the Bush administration and cause us to lose the war. In that case hang around and I'll post something about Mexican donkey shows or midget porn.

Mardi Gras 2006

Last Friday Mike Church broadcast his radio show from the piano bar of Pat O'Briens in the French Quarter of New Orleans. He had a bunch of people from the French Quarter bars and restaurants talking about how little damage the Quarter sustained in the hurricane and flood and how much was open for business. The high point for me was when Arthur Hardy, the publisher of The Mardi Gras Guide say that Mardi Gras 2006 would go on as planned! He also dropped this bombshell, due to the fact that some krewes are short handed this year there is the possibility that some tourists can ride the floats in one of the Mardi Gras parades. People who live in New Orleans spend more than a decade on a waiting list for the chance to do that.

Upon hearing this I called a friend and tried to set up a trip this Feb. but it was not to be. Anyone else who wants the details respond in the comments and I'll let you know.

Sunday, December 18, 2005

Scumbag of the year

Michelle Malkin has a post up about the identity of the dirtbag who sent the "I hope you die" card to the wounded soldier in Walter Reed. Go check it out. This of course closes the competition for the coveted "Scumbag of the Year" award.

Another "gay" movie that I liked

Or at least bisexual. I saw this on cable the other night. It was called Spiderbabe a touching story of an attractive young promiscuous bisexual woman who is bitten by a radioactive spider and develops super powers. She must learn to balance the responsibility her powers give her to fight crime and defend the helpless with her need to keep up her studies and service a wide range of male and female lovers.

Lemuel gives it 5 stars!

Bush's Speech

I'm listening to the president's speech (a Hillbilly White Trash live blogging event!) and I think he's doing a good job. The man is not a natural communicator, but he is making his case well. There's nothing in what he's saying that will be new to someone who reads blogs and/or listens to talk radio (unless the blog you are reading is dailykos and the talk radio is Air America) but most people are not reading blogs and listening to talk radio. This is sometimes hard to remember for those of us who are online and tuned in. People tell us about this new thing that they just heard about and we have known about it for the past three days.

Bush's main points seem to be:

  1. The pre war intelligence on WMD was wrong, but the entire world believed it.
  2. Even so the decision to invade Iraq was correct because Saddam was evil and supported terrorism and destabilized the region.
  3. Even if you didn't agree with the decision to invade Iraq we are there now and it would be a disaster to leave before the job is finished.
  4. We are winning.

Nothing there that a reasonable person can disagree with. This will not stop Democrats from disagreeing, however. As I noted in another post they have carved out a position for themselves in which an American victory is a defeat for them.

A "Gay" Movie I Would See

I have no objection to going to see a movie about homosexuals as long as it is entertaining. As I said before Brokeback Mountain is a chick flick, only without any chicks. This excludes most straight men from the audience; not because we hate gays, but because nothing about the concept interests us enough to go the the theater and plunk down our money. Now here is an idea for a movie about a gay man with broad appeal.

Mike is a former Special Forces assassin/torture expert who left the service after violating Don't Ask/Don't Tell and moved to San Francisco and became a PI. One night he and his transvestite lover, who we'll call Jack, are attacked by animal rights activists and Jack's fur coat is doused with red paint. Jack is so upset by this he overdoses on his antidepressant prescription and dies. Mike is driven over the edge by this and begins to hunt down and kill (in interesting and photogenic ways) members of wacko animal rights groups. One evening while "working on" a young actress who posed nude in an anti-fur ad she breaks and spills the beans. The whole animal rights movement, along with the environmental, anti-war and a host of other seemingly unrelated causes are really not about animals or war or pollution. They are actually about attacking the prosperity and freedom of the United States from a multitude of different directions. The ultimate goal is to convert America to Europe style socialism. This sets Mike off in a new direction as he starts "taking out" leading members of the liberal elite. The movie ends with Mike taking a leading liberal to his basement "workshop" and giving him a real reason to scream, and scream, and scream. . .