I am becoming fed up with these prissy conservatives who want to disavow or distance themselves from Ann Coulter for using the word “Rag Head” to describe our Arab/Muslim enemies. It, along with the term “Camel Jockey” is supposed to be a racist epithet and therefore unworthy of civilized conversation.
I disagree because neither “Rag Head” nor “Camel Jockey” is a truly racist. They are cultural rather than racial terms. “Rag Head” refers to an item of clothing customarily worn by some Arab men as protection from the sun. The appearance is distinctive and so became identified with Arabs in general much like the Scottish kilt or the Japanese kimono. Calling an Arab “Rag Head” is no more racist than calling an Englishman “Limey”; a term which refers to the practice of the British Navy of issuing limes to sailors to prevent scurvy. The emotional content of the term may be positive, negative or neutral depending on the attitude of the person using it.
“Camel Jockey” is a bit different. It refers to the fact that many Arabs once existed as nomads using the camel for transportation. This is a primitive way of life which the civilized world has long passed by. To call Arabs “Camel Jockeys” is to imply that their culture is stuck in the 8th or 9th century; that they are culturally stunted or retarded. This is without a doubt an insult. However is it a racial insult? I don’t think so. After all the United Arab Emirates is nothing more than a confederation of TRIBES which formed a government. The president of the UAE is just the chief of the most powerful tribe. The members of the Saudi royal family are just the descendants of the head of the Arab tribe that got the upper hand back in the Nineteenth Century. Allah and the crescent moon are the name and symbol of the god of Mohammad’s Qurush tribe in ancient Mecca. The cultures of most Arab nations are retrograde. The reason for that is found primarily in the Islamic religion. By denying any separation between Mosque and State, between the sacred and secular, and attempting to control every aspect of the believer’s life Islam cannot help but to entrap any culture which embraces it in a 9th century mindset like a fly in amber.
Does this mean that there are no truly racial epithets that are applied to Arab peoples? No, the term “Sand Nigger” is nothing but racial and people who use it are being bigoted.
Throughout history men who go to war are called upon to do some damn distasteful things. A part of the process which allows someone to do those things and retain his sanity is the dehumanization of the enemy. This applies not just to the men in the trenches, but to the society which sends it sons, husbands, brothers and fathers off to place their frail bodies between war’s desolation and their beloved homelands.
In the closing days of WWII every Japanese male who could carry a gun (I don’t mean every Japanese male who was old enough to join the army, I mean every Japanese male who was big enough to carry the weight of a rifle) was in uniform getting ready to face the coming invasion of the Home Islands. The cities of Japan were peopled by the old, the sick and lame, women, children and a few men whose skills made them essential to war production.
Over these cities our B-29 bombers flew dropping napalm on the wood and paper houses of the civilian population. In order to preserve their humanity our air crews needed to see those whom they were incinerating not as people like their own parents, wives and children but as “Filthy Japs”.
The crews of our destroyers in the Atlantic needed to see the Germans on the U-Boats they were depth charging not as fellow humans trapped in a steel pipe hundreds of feet beneath the waves crouching in sheer terror as the explosions came closer and closer until the one which ripped their hull open and sent them to their deaths. Not as men clutching pictures of beloved wives and children while they desperately begged God for another day of life. They needed to see the U-Boat crews as filthy murdering Krauts.
I say again, this is a necessary psychological adaptation to help us cope with the essential ugliness of warfare. We did not invent this. I do not know what the Greeks called the Persians or the Romans called the Parthians, but I doubt that it was polite.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
In defense of the Camel Jockey
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Brave New World?
A friend sent this the other day. It is from the Financial Times.An Ohio company has embedded silicon chips in two of its employees - the first known case in which US workers have been “tagged” electronically as a way of identifying them.
CityWatcher.com, a private video surveillance company, said it was testing the technology as a way of controlling access to a room where it holds security video footage for government agencies and the police.
Embedding slivers of silicon in workers is likely to add to the controversy over RFID technology, widely seen as one of the next big growth industries.
RFID chips – inexpensive radio transmitters that give off a unique identifying signal – have been implanted in pets or attached to goods so they can be tracked in transit.
“There are very serious privacy and civil liberty issues of having people permanently numbered,” said Liz McIntyre, who campaigns against the use of identification technology.
But Sean Darks, chief executive of CityWatcher, said the glass-encased chips were like identity cards. They are planted in the upper right arm of the recipient, and
“read” by a device similar to a cardreader.
“There’s nothing pulsing or sending out a signal,” said Mr Darks, who has had a chip in his own arm. “It’s not a GPS chip. My wife can’t tell where I am.”
The technology’s defenders say it is acceptable as long as it is not compulsory. But critics say any implanted device could be used to track the “wearer” without their
knowledge.
VeriChip – the US company that made the devices and claims to have the only chips that have been approved by the Food and Drug Administration – said the implants were designed primarily for medical purposes.
So far around 70 people in the US have had the implants, the company said.
If this report is accurate I don't see anything sinister about this. The chips are like electronic ID cards and can be removed by a doctor. Now if you start implanting GPS chips in everyone we have a problem.
On the other hand, what would the parents of a missing child give to have a GPS chip telling them where their little girl is?
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The Blond One speaks
From Ann Coulter:The idea that the Democrats have any meaningful interest in America's national security is a joke, so I'm perfectly willing to believe there's more to this port story.
But Bush is going to need a better justification for turning over management of our ports to an Arab country than he's come up with so far — especially now that Jimmy Carter has said it's a good idea. Judging from his life's work to date, Carter's definition of a good idea is "an idea likely to hurt America and/or help its enemies."
Bush's defense of the port deal is to say that "those who are questioning it" need to "step up and explain why all of a sudden a Middle Eastern company is held to a different standard than a Great British company."
First of all, it's not "all of a sudden." The phrase you're searching for, Mr. President, is "ever since the murderous attacks of Sept. 11." The Bush administration's obstinate refusal to profile Middle Easterners has been the one massive gaping hole in national security since the 9/11 attacks — attacks that received indirect support from the United Arab Emirates.
There is a rumor that there is a backroom deal with the government of the UAE to let us use their territory during the invasion of Iran. I have no idea if this is true, but it is the one thing that could justify this deal in my eyes. Otherwise I'm flummoxed.
Another thing Ann nails. The Party of Treason has no interest in national security. Their ONLY interest in this is a chance to bash Bush and fool some of the public into thinking that they would not be a screaming disaster if they were put in charge of defending the country.
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RIP Andreas Katsulas
I heard on the radio today that actor Andreas Katsulas had passed away after a long illness (lung cancer). I went online as soon as I got home and found that the death had actually occurred on Feb. 13. This is sad news. Andreas played a number of Mafia type heavies in police shows, but is better known for his recurring character of Romulan Commander Tomaloc in Star Trek: The Next Generation and is best known as Ambassador G'Kar in all five seasons of Babylon 5.
It was Babylon 5 that gave Mr. Katsulas his chance to showcase his considerable acting talents. As G'Kar he had to act from beneath heavy reptilian makeup and a large enveloping costume. He had to communicate with body language and tone of voice what other actors do with facial expression. As the overall arc of Babylon 5 developed G'Kar was transformed from a strutting and scheming comic-opera figure into a statesman and humanitarian philosopher. Andreas' acting skills were up to every challenge.
He will be missed.
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Lemuel's pick of the day
Go check out Shooting The Messenger. A good blog by a guy who knows his firearms.
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006
More thoughts on 24
Samwise Gamgee is in a heap of trouble. His crackwhore sister and her junkie boyfriend stole his key card. This gives anyone who has it (and knows how to use it) access to anything that a CTU station chief has access to. This is a major breach of security and it was his duty to report it the instant that it happened. This will be the key to his downfall (unless he has a complete nervous breakdown before the key card business is discovered).
Since this is the 24 universe crackhead boyfriend will know someone who is plugged into the terrorist network and the chief Prior of the Ori will get his hands on the card. Then the entire nation will have to hallow the Ori or breathe nerve gas.
Will Daniel and Teal'c gate in from P4A759 in time to help Jack save the day? Will Teal'c give Jack one of those cool pain sticks to help him torture terrorists? Tune in next Monday night at 9:00 PM to find out.
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Friends of Israel

This is a website where people can declare themselves as standing with the state of Israel.
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6:37 PM
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The President speaks
Go check out the discussion of President Bush's statement about the UAE port deal on Blogs for Bush.
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Monday, February 20, 2006
Tonight's 24
Tonight's body count: 6
Jack Bauer's body count: 3
Badger is now dead. I will miss him. It would have been better if he had kept the Irish accent and the bowler hat, but it was still good to see him.
Tonight was the annual "arrest Jack Bauer" episode. As I predicted someone at CTU would be arrested and charged for helping him. I thought it would be S4GF, but instead it was Col. McQueen. I didn't see that coming.
The terrorists looked like they were carrying the same kind of weapons that Cameron Mitchell is now carrying on Stargate: SG-1. I may be wrong about this. If anyone got a good look at them fill me in.
Mary Todd Weasel is riding with the Russian President and his wife. Will Pres. Weasel stop the motorcade or take the opportunity to get rid of her? I'm sure that his smarmey aid will tell him to sacrifice her. After all if his wife is killed in the ambush nobody will suspect that Pres. Weasel was in on it.
On an unrelated matter I have the documentary on Reagan that is being shown on TBN on in the background. It is EXCELLENT! I'm glad that I'm taping it. Reagan was the greatest president since Jefferson. Favorite quote from Reagan, "Communism is a form of insanity". He would say the same thing about fundamentalist Islam.
Hearing Reagan's voice again brings back that feeling that there is an unlimited future for America that he gave the nation.
Is there a man, or woman, out there who could step out in 2008 and pick up the standard? I don't know.
UPDATE:
Our friend White Trash Republican says, "WooHoo, this one was good. I loved seeing hobbitboy implode. He'll be screaming about the stolen frozen strawberries before too long."
Why the heck didn't I think of that one? I blame my writers! Someone is getting canned behind this!
UPDATE II:
It just hit me who the head terrorist (the one who knifed Badger) was. He also plays the head Prior of the Ori on Stargate SG-1. Jack Bauer is going to have to be very careful in going up against him. He should have S4GF contact her father (the Secretary of Defense) and have him put Bauer in contact with the SGC. He can use the technology that they have developed to block his powers. This will give him a window of opportunity to take him out.
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ATF Hijinks
Irons in the Fire has a post up about the congressional hearings regarding the BATFE's misconduct at a Richmond, VA gun show.
The short version is that the ATF decended upon a Richmond gun show and engaged in a campaign of harasment of those who were making lawful purchases.
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Sunday, February 19, 2006
Countdown to 24
Less than a day until the next exciting episode of 24! Will the lovely, but useless, Kim make an appearence? Will the kill counter advance (no-brainer)? Who will Jack Bauer torture tonight?
Tune in and find out.
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Submitted for your approval
From the Daily Times of Pakistan:ISLAMABAD: Former US president Bill Clinton on Friday condemned the publication of Prophet Muhammad’s (PBUH) caricatures by European newspapers and urged countries concerned to convict the publishers.
Talking to reporters after meeting Prime Minister Shaukat Aziz in Islamabad, Clinton said he disagreed with the caricatures and that the publication was against religious and ethical norms. Clinton said he had no objection to peaceful demonstrations being held worldwide, but this was not the time for violence. He said it was the time to promote inter-faith harmony and stand together on the issue.
This story is a few days old. I have not posted anything about it because I am reluctant to believe it. It just does not seem credible to me that Clinton would be so stupid as to say something like this out loud. Not, at least, where it might be picked up and reported on in the English language media. Now understand, I hold Bill Clinton in absolute and perfect contempt. I believe that he is capable of saying something like this in private. Somewhere that he feels that there is no possibility of his words being broadcast, but not in any kind of public venue.
However, the story is getting legs in the blogoshpere and I think that it is going to be discussed on talk radio next week so I'm giving you a heads up. Follow the link. It is to a legitimate (if you can call any media source originating in the Islamic world legitimate) publication.
UPDATE:
As I predicted this is being discussed on talk radio. Rush Limbaugh is taking the report seriously and assuming that it is true. I hope Limbaugh is right. I hope that Clinton has lost it to the same degree that Al Gore has. I hope that he keeps this up so that his bitter-ender lickspittle defenders will have no choice but to come out and say, "I stand firmly with Bill Clinton on the side of the suicide bombers and nuclear mullahs against the United States of America. I, like Bill Clinton and Al Gore, am a blood enemy of the United States Constitution and its Bill of Rights."
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More on the Cartoon Jihad
The rest is here. If a news organization refuses to publish cartoons of Muhammed because they are "culturally sensitive", does it make sense that they would rush to publish new photos from Abu Ghraib? After all, the US Army, and the US government, have already acknowledged that prisoners in Abu Ghraib were tortured. The new pictures won't add to anyone's knowledge of what happened there. When fear cows the media
By Jeff Jacoby, Globe Columnist
February 19, 2006
THE PHOENIX is Boston's leading ''alternative" newspaper, the kind of brash, pull-no-punches weekly that might have been expected to print without hesitation the Mohammed cartoons that Islamists have been using to incite rage and riots across the Muslim world. Its willingness to push the envelope was memorably demonstrated in 2002, when it broke with most media to publish a grisly photograph of Daniel Pearl's severed head, and supplied a link on its website to the sickening video of the Wall Street Journal reporter's beheading.
But the Phoenix isn't publishing the Mohammed drawings, and in a brutally candid editorial it explained why.
''Our primary reason," the editors confessed, is ''fear of retaliation from . . . bloodthirsty Islamists who seek to impose their will on those who do not believe as they do . . . Simply stated, we are being terrorized, and . . . could not in good conscience place the men and women who work at the Phoenix and its related companies in physical jeopardy. As we feel forced, literally, to bend to maniacal pressure, this may be the darkest moment in our 40-year-publishing history."
UPDATE:
When I posted this yesterday I didn't include any comment of my own becuase I didn't know what to say. I can understand the editors of THE PHOENIX's decision. After all what if they ran the cartoons and the newspaper was bombed resulting in some person who's only job was to come in and sweep the floor being killed.
The thing is that this isn't where it stops, it is where it starts. The Islam lobby in the US already excercises de facto script approval over the output of the Amercian entertainment industry (note that even the producers of 24 caved last season). Now they are seeking the same power over the Free World's news media (this is the real point of the Cartoon Jihad). The ultimate goal is to subject the civilized world to the state of dhimmitude. Dhimmi is the term Muslems use to describe a Christian or a Jew who lives in an Islamic nation being governed by Islamic law. The Dhimmi is required to pay a special tax for the continued privlage (not right) of keeping his head attached to his body and he must endure a series of humiliating regulations designed to never let him forget that he in inferior in every way to Muslems. All too many citizens of the West seem willing to go along with this, starting with the US news media (but not, to their eternal credit the European media).
Here is a serving military officer's take on the issue:
This US Army officer who blogs at 4 Mile Creek has this to say about media outlets which publish the newly released Abu Ghraib photos:
So does that make sense?
Try this scenario instead, and see if it makes more sense.
News organizations that did publish the infamous Muhammed cartoons have drawn the wrath of thin-skinned, often well armed, and always violent, muslims. News organizations that didn't publish them, have simply whistled by the graveyard. But they made it by, nonetheless. So it wasn't out of sensitivity, it was simply out of fear. Fear of sacrifice. The Abu Ghraib pictures will result in no threat to themselves, only a renewed and perhaps increased threat against me and my fellow coalition soldiers here in Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait, and other hotspots around the globe. No threat to their safety, just ours. So it's okay to print them.
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Saturday, February 18, 2006
Europe Awakens?
Victor Davis Hasnon has wrote a piece for Real Clear Politics about the apparent awakening of Europe to the danger posed by Islamofascism. The whole thing is here. What I want to draw your attention to is what I consider to be the money quote:
More importantly, despite distancing themselves from the United States, and spreading cash liberally around, the Europeans are beginning to fathom that the radical Islamists still hate them even more than they do the Americans — as if the fundamentalists add disdain for perceived European weakness in addition to the usual generic hatred of all things Western.
BINGO!
Islamic fundamentalists hate anyone who is not another Islamic fundamentalist. When an "infidel" is strong they hate him, but also fear and respect him and do not make him angry. When an "infidel" is weak he is hated and destroyed or enslaved. If Europe comes to understand this and act upon that understanding by joining the US in its war on terror fundamentalist Islam as a political/military force will be crushed like an ant that wandered into the path of an elephant.
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John McCain is evil, part V
While we are hating RINO John McCain (R-The Media) let's not forget to hate his detestable little hand puppet Lindsay Graham (R-John McCain). You know that wretched phony-baloney cornpone lickspittle that follows McCain so closely that if McCain were to stop suddenly it would take a proctologist to separate them.
Graham willingly acts as McCain's butt boy in the hopes that he will be McCain's vice president. What he forgets is that the only thing that we can depend on about McCain is that he is a betrayer. If he had been alive 2000 years ago he would have fought Judas Iscariot to the death for those thirty pieces of silver. When and if McCain gets the Republican nomination he will defecate on Graham just like he does on every other Republican. The difference is that Graham will probably enjoy it.
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The Blond One speaks
Ann Coulter's latest is out.
Here's a sample:
The amazing part of the great Danish cartoon caper isn't that Muslims immediately engage in acts of mob violence when things don't go their way. That is de rigueur for the Religion of Peace. Their immediate response to all bad news is mass violence. That's a "dog bites man" story and belongs on page B-34, next to the grade school hot lunch menu and the birth notices.
After an Egyptian ferry capsized recently, killing hundreds of passengers, a whole braying mob of passengers' relatives staged an organized attack on the company, throwing furniture out the window and burning the building to the ground. Witnesses say it was the most violent ocean liner-related incident since Carnival Cruise Lines fired Kathie Lee Gifford.
The "offense to Islam" ruse is merely an excuse for Muslims to revert to their default mode: rioting and setting things on fire. These people have a serious anger management problem.
Now I would like to say this to all the conservative comentators who are upset by Ann's remarks at CPAC. Shut the frack up you whiney little bitches! I'll grant you that the term "ragheads" was not the best term to use to describe our enemies. "Lice-infested subhuman Neolithic Islamofascist vermin" would have been more accurate and to the point.
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Fair and Balanced
In the interest of fairness I thought I would link to an average left-wing blog so that they could have their say as well.
Go here.
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Battlestar Galactica
What in bloody hell is the hull plating of a battlestar made out of? Multiple nuclear detonations at contact distance and they are not only still there, but still fighting.
Lee Adama is banging Dee. After the hell that the Chief and Boomer caught. . .
Starbuck continues to prove that outside of a cockpit or a mission planning session she is pretty much useless. I would have added being in a gunfight to the things she does well, until she managed to shoot Apollo.
Less than 50000 humans left in the universe (as far as they know) and it is only now occurring to them that abortion on demand might not be a good idea.
If Baltar was any more of a weasel he would do every scene with a bloody chicken carcass in his mouth (apologies to the author, that one was just too good not to steal).
Less than a month after being promoted to major Apollo is again promoted to commander and given the Pegasus. I would like to have seen Col. Tigh's face when he realized that Lee was now his superior.
In a stand up one-on-one fight a battlestar can kick a base star's ass. Big time.
Battlestar's mount some fracking big guns up front. Very cool.
UPDATE:
Apollo and Dee are going to have a hard time getting one-on-one time now that they are stationed on different ships. Of course they are no longer in the same chain of command so their relationship might not be against regulations.
Other than the fighter craft that they carry the main armament of a base star seems to be missiles while a battlestar is armed with rail guns. I think that this is why battlestars are able to defeat base stars in a stand up fight. Missiles are slow moving compared with rail gun projectiles (which leave the rails moving at a high fraction of the speed of light). Missiles are large; rail gun rounds are not. Missiles present a large radar return while rail gun projectiles do not. All of these things combine to make missiles somewhat easy to intercept while rail gun rounds are not.
Rail guns also fire faster than missile tubes can be reloaded. The battlestar gets more hits and does more damage.
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Friday, February 17, 2006
If it's not one damn thing its another
Iran Focus:
Tehran, Iran. Feb. 17 – Chinese economic cooperation with Iran has de-fanged the threat of possible international economic sanctions against Tehran over its suspected nuclear weapons development, a semi-official daily which represents the views of Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei wrote in its Saturday editorial.
The editorial, entitled “an Empty Drum” and signed by publisher Hossein Shariatmadari, a close confidante of Ayatollah Khamenei, said that the decision by Beijing to sign up to a 100 billion dollar oil deal with Tehran had far more political significance that it did economic.
It went on to describe the threat of UN action against Tehran over its nuclear program as “empty”.
It is clear that the PRC desires a nuclear Iran. This is because China is attempting to revive the Japanese dream of a Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere except with Beijing in charge instead of Tokyo. China believes that an Iran armed with atomic weapons will hold American interference in the Middle East at bay. This coupled with Beijing's naval build up, including its acquisition of Kelo class submarines from Russia, will allow them to assert sovereignty over Taiwan and the Spratley Islands.
In this scenario Japan will be to China what Finland was to the Soviet Union and the South Pacific will be a Chinese lake. The problem with this thinking is that Iran will not be content to be a Chinese satellite. In the mind of a radical Islamist anyone who is not Muslim is the enemy. They are perfectly willing to play one enemy off against another, as they took American help against the USSR, but in the end all agreements with "infidels" are temporary.
There is absolutely no chance, none whatsoever, that an Iran with atomic warheads and an effective delivery system, will not attack Israel. The Chinese do not believe this. They are used to spouting Marxist rhetoric as an empty justification for their totalitarian power. They are incapable of imagining that the Iranian tyrants are using Islam for any other purpose.
Israel knows this and the United States knows this as well. There is no chance that either of those nations will allow Iran to go online with a nuclear bomb. Iran's nuclear program is so dispersed and hardened that only troops on the ground can uproot it. If Iran does not stop of its own free will it will have to be conquered and occupied.
Israel can accomplish this, but at the cost of the entire Middle East exploding. America is aware of this and so it will do the job itself. The Middle East will still explode, but it will be the difference between a handgrenade and a hydrogen bomb.
China dreams of Asian hegemony. Their miscalculation in aligning themselves with Islamofascists could leave them instead with American military stationed on their border and an uncertain oil supply.
It is interesting, however, that even people as gone into full blown psychotic delusion as the Iranian Mullas have grasped the complete uselessness of the United Nations in a way that continues to elude the US Department of State.
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Good Advice
This came from a gun related email list. It is good advice for anyone who hunts or carries/keeps a gun for self defence or duty.
The Paul Revere Network Discussion List ----
Re: Post Shooting ProceduresSpecial note to my customers, friends and fans --The following rules generally apply after a shooting incident (accidental or self-defense), whether you are the Vice President of the United States or not. Thanks to my friend Dr. Bruce Eimer, Ph.D., a clinical and forensic psychologist, for reminding me of these important basics, and providing facts. For some mysterious reason, little of this has come out in news reports.
1. All shooting incidents are traumatic for the good guys, especially when innocent people have been hurt.
2. Post-shooting trauma is REAL and every good person involved in a shooting incident gets it. Sleeplessness, flashbacks, disorientation, remorse, malaise and other post-trauma symptoms are routine, expected and must be dealt with.
3. You have no legal obligation to contact or talk to the press, and defense attorneys advise against doing so.
4. A person is least capable of making a coherent and consistent statement, with good word choices and chronological accuracy, immediately after a shooting incident, even though the urge to talk is typically great, and everyone around you will encourage it.
5. Knowing this, the police have adopted good standard procedures you can use as a guide. Remove yourself from all public contact, and go on "administrative leave" (with pay), until an official statement can be released in writing, in cooperation with a team of lawyers, within two weeks.
6. No statement of any kind should be made until conferring with attorneys.
7. You are advised against talking with police unless your lawyer is present.
8. The first concern must be for an injured party. Timely reporting to law enforcement authorities is also essential, and it would be improper for police to leak this to the press (both rules were observed in the Cheney incident).
9. Allow yourself time to appropriately psychologically process your post-shooting psychological trauma, and debrief this critical incident for 24 to 48 hours. Only then should you consider making a statement to the press, the authorities, or anyone. Expressing sadness, contrition and assuming FULL responsibility for the accident (as Cheney did in this case) is appropriate.
10. Do everything you can to avoid such situations.
Alan (with a lot of help from Bruce).Contact:Alan KorwinBLOOMFIELD PRESS"We publish the gun laws."4718 E. Cactus #440Phoenix, AZ 85032602-996-4020 Phone602-494-0679 FAX1-800-707-4020 Ordershttp://www.gunlaws.comalan@gunlaws.comCall, write, fax or click for a free full-color catalog.To reach Dr. Eimer --http://www.PersonalDefenseSolutions.netEncourage politicians to pass more laws...with expiration dates.
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Thursday, February 16, 2006
Shotgun Gate
If you are wondering why the White House Press Corps has turned itself into such a seething pool of molten rage over the Vice President allowing the ranch owner to notify a local paper of his hunting accident here is the likely reason.
There is precisely one thing which sets these people (who are, for the most part, utterly mediocre) apart and justifies their high salaries and newspaper column inches and TV face time. That thing is the fact that they are the conduit through which the administration in power communicates with the American public. They depend completely on the fact that the White House is willing to talk to them. Before the rise of the new media these men and women held a great deal of power to shape the public's perception of the administration. This power gave them a great deal of license in how they approached any president and his staff. Dan Rather's famous confrontation with Nixon comes to mind as well as almost any exchange between uber hag Helen Thomas and any Republican president. They could be contemptuous and disrespectful and the White House had to take it because the only picture of the president and his performance in office that the average American got was what the mainstream media chose to show him.
This is changing. The internet, talk radio and FOX News provide an alternate conduit through which the American people can access the news. The horrible sin that the Vice President committed was in allowing someone not connected with his or the President's press office inform a local newspaper of his accident. This bypassed the White House Press Corps, in fact it bypassed the entire Beltway media establishment. Like dinosaurs looking upward and seeing that light in the sky grow bigger and brighter every night or buggy whip manufacturers watching the first Model T roll off Henry Ford's assembly line the first faint whiff of their own extinction must be tickling their nostrils.
The fact that the American people could care less that the VP did an end run around them and that the accident itself, which in the old days could have been spun into a major scandal, is being greeted by a giant yawn have brought home the fact like nothing else could that the Old Media is living on borrowed time. When you shatter peoples self serving illusions they will hate you for it.
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White House coverup
Dick Cheney tried to murder that man. It was part of a Haliburton conspiracy to steal the election. George W Bush ordered him to do it. Bush lied and people died. Blood for oil. Global warming is Bush's fault. Bush mined the levees in New Orleans after using voodoo to bring on Katrina. The Vice President rigged the voting machines in Florida. Bush ordered Cheney to order Libby to blow Valerie Plame's cover so that Iran would get nuclear weapons.
Regular readers ignore this post. I'm doing an experiment to see how many moonbat search engine hits I can generate.
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Sour Grapes
Mat Drudge points us to this:
. . .some Democrats and competing broadcasters charged that Cheney chose to speak only with Fox News because of a perception that the cable channel is sympathetic to the Republican administration. They called for the vice president to hold a news conference with the rest of the media.
"Now that he feels forced to talk, he wants to restrict the discussion to a friendly news outlet, guaranteeing no hard questions from the press corps," Sen. Frank Lautenberg, D-N.J., said in a statement.
On CNN, commentator Jack Cafferty called the interview "a little bit like Bonnie interviewing Clyde. ... I mean, running over there to the Fox network -- talk about seeking a safe haven."
If this is true then no Democrat can ever be interviewed by any member of the mainstream media except FOX.
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Beaming planes
Detroit media is abuzz with reports about 16(!) pilots at Detroit Metro Airport being targeted with blinding laser pointers.
The business about laser pointers being a danger to airplanes is a tempest in a teapot. They pose no danger.
Some say that the purpose of the lasers is not just about distracting pilots, but measuring distances from the ground to plains, in order to judge possible strike range for surface-to-air missiles.
Then they would be laser range finders, not pointers. There are other ways of measuring the hight of planes than lasers that can be seen from the planes. Also, sholder fired surface-to-air missiles don't need to have the target altitude programed into them from an external source. They typically lock onto the heat signature of a jet engine. A larger SAM, like a Hawk, would illuminate the target with radar, not a laser pinpoint.
And guess where the laser pointers' strobes are coming from?
Surprise, surprise--law enforcement investigators have pinpointed the lasers to Dearborn and Dearborn Heights, Michigan--both comprising the HEART of Islamic America. We like to call it by a more appropriate appellation: "Little Ramallah."
In fact, Dearborn Heights is the location of the Hezbollah Mosque (at which the feds kowtowed). The mosque, the Islamic Center of America is headed by Imam Mohammed Ali Elahi, whom I've openly said was an agent of the Government of Iran. In his monthly Detroit News column, Elahi is Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's most prominent U.S. ally.
Another location from which the laser pointers emanated, Michigan Avenue and Telegraph Road, is in the heart of Dearborn's most extremist Muslim population. A gas station not far from there was raided not long after 9/11 for funding the Holy Land Foundation--shut down by President Bush for funding HAMAS (HLF also had strong ties to Al-Qaeda).
There is some merit in this part. I doesn't matter if the laser pointers are a real danger to planes as long as they are perceived to be some kind of threat. If I had to guess what this was all about I would say that it is some kind of probe. An attempt to provoke authorities into taking some kind of action in order to study the response. As such anyone "beaming" a plane from these areas should be treated as a potential terrorist.
I can't vouch for any of the links in the above. I got this from Debbie Schlussel's website .
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Wednesday, February 15, 2006
And they use the fat of Arab children to make their menorah candles too
From our friends at The Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI).
On January 31, 2006, the Syrian government daily Al-Thawra published an article by columnist Abd Al-Rahman Ghunaym suggesting that Israel created the avian flu virus in order to damage "genes carried only by Arabs." The article further speculates that Israel may have planted the virus in East Asia in order to mislead the world, and that this is why the disease first appeared in that remote region. Another possibility given is that the virus was created to attack "the yellow race - especially in China and Vietnam" which are "rising powers" threatening "American hegemony over the world."
Is there anyone out there with an IQ even in the high double digits that thinks we can make peace with these people?
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Lemuel's pick of the day
Go and check out White Trash Republican. It's a good blog.
This is the beginning of a mighty White Trash Empire. And I shall rule this empire with a rod of iron. Casting down all who would oppose me. I shall claim a white trash queen to rule beside me. Brittany Spears or maybe Paris Hilton (I'll flip a coin).
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Life goes on
From The Washington Times:
City leaders, who said before the floodwaters even had receded that Mardi Gras festivities would occur, hope that this year's scaled-down version, the 150th, will be the first step back to carnivals that attract 1 million visitors and generate more than $1 billion for the local economy.
"We do expect crowds to be incrementally less that 1 million. However, we do anticipate the crowds to be sizable," said Erica R. Papillion, a spokeswoman for the New Orleans Metropolitan Convention and Visitors Bureau.
Bob Wangler of Bourbon Street Balcony in the French Quarter said his private party rooms have been sold out. "People are coming," he said. "No one is saying not to go. We should have a Mardi Gras, and we will have a Mardi Gras."
Of the 36,000 New Orleans hotel rooms before Katrina hit, about 27,000 are back in operation, some of which still are housing displaced citizens and recovery workers. But a spokesman for the Greater New Orleans Hotel and Lodging Association predicts that more rooms will become available closer to when the festivities begin as more families and workers vacate the rooms.
"Everyone's scrambling for rooms," said Katherine Young, general manager of the Chateau LeMoyne hotel. "I think everybody is just about full."
The over the top spirit of Mardi Gras always embodied the best of New Orleans, a city who's motto is "let the good times roll". It is good that it will go on this year. Some have asked how a celebration can be held in a city where so many have died so recently. I believe that it is necessary because so many have died so recently. As human beings we have gone from cowering in caves to walking on the moon because it is our nature to hurl our defiance at all things that would hold us back.
Though lives are lost LIFE GOES ON!
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The Blond One speaks
I just got around to looking at Ann Coulter's latest. As usual she is right on the money. This time out she deals with the cartoon riots. Here is a sample:Largely unnoticed in this spectacle is the blinding fact that one nation is missing from the long list of Muslim countries (by which I mean France and England) with hundreds of crazy Muslims experiencing bipolar rage over some cartoons: Iraq. Hey — maybe this democracy thing does work! The barbaric behavior of Europe's Muslims suggests that the European welfare state may not be attracting your top-notch Muslims.
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Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Anyone surprised?
Life & Style has learned exclusively that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have agreed to call off their wedding — and, ultimately, to split. Multiple insiders confirmed the story to Life & Style, with one longtime friend of Tom’s saying: “Their relationship is basically over.” Another friend adds: “They both agreed that the marriage wouldn’t work and they wanted to end it before they learned to hate each other.”
I'll bet I know what happened. She woke up and realized that Scientology was even more insane than Islam.
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Tick tick tick. . .
From Iran Focus:Tehran, Iran, Feb. 14 – Iran confirmed on Tuesday that it had begun uranium enrichment at its nuclear installation in Natanz.Senior Iranian nuclear negotiator Javad Vaeidi said in Tehran that Iran had resumed enriching uranium based on a directive issued by hard-line President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.“This action has been carried out on the orders of the president”, Vaeidi said, adding that more time was needed before “industrial-scale” enrichment could be resumed.
Is anyone in Washington Awake? Does anyone doubt that the Mad Mullahs and their little hand puppet Ahmadinejad will use the nukes when they get them? The CIA says that it will be about 2 years before Iran has a working bomb. That means that they already have one or will by this time next week.
That we are going to have to act is certain. Sooner means less dead bodies than later. Does anyone care?
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Hypocrite Alert!
A number of reporters are angry with the White House for not notifying them instantly of the Vice President's hunting accident. They are angry that the administration did not respect "the people's right to know". Well, if you work for an organization, print or TV, that has not shown the Danish Mohammad cartoon you have no moral right to bitch.
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Our tax dollars at work
From The Washington Times:
In its rush to provide Katrina disaster aid, the Federal Emergency Management Agency wasted millions of dollars and overpaid for hotel rooms, including $438-a-day lodging in New York City, government investigators said yesterday.
This is a good example of what the federal government does when placed under pressure to "JUST DO SOMETHING". I remember when it was first announced that FEMA had contracted with cruise lines to house people on their ships. It was hailed as not just a good decision, but an inspired one. Then a few months later it was described as an act of irresponsibility bordering on moronic.
Sen. Susan Collins, Maine Republican, who chairs the committee, decried the findings, noting that a series of audits and hearings after hurricanes in Florida in 2004 highlighted similar accounting problems and had called on then-FEMA Director Michael D. Brown to make immediate changes.
"The problem, once again, is that FEMA failed to prepare for the very type of disaster that happens every year," Miss Collins said. "This 'pay first, ask questions later' approach has been an invitation to unscrupulous behavior."
Imagine the outcry from bloodsucking leach "community activists" like the "reverends" Jesse Jackson and Al Shaprton, their enablers in the Party of Treason and their cheerleaders in the MSM if FEMA had taken a slow and careful approach to Katrina relief. Fools from both parties and both houses of congress would have trampled each other to get to the nearest microphone to call for Brown's head on a plate.
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Monday, February 13, 2006
1000 and still counting.
I will pass my 1000th visit sometime tonight. For a blog that is less than 3 months old, written by a nobody with no promotion or publicity and only a couple of links from other blogs that’s not bad.
I want to thank everyone who's stopped by for a look. I especially want to thank everyone who comes by again and again. I do this for myself, but it is still a pleasure to see some people spending the better part of an hour reading the current posts and all the archives.
The only thing that I need to cap off this milestone is to finally get that fatwa. Someone from Turkey stopped by after searching for drawings of Mohammad. Perhaps he was a venomous imam who is even now haranguing his Istanbul congregation with orders to hunt me down and kill me.
Come ahead Osama. I will be glad to send you to the lowest pit of Hell with your child-raping "prophet".
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24 tonight!
Less than two hours remain until tonight's episode of 24. We are told that Kim will be making an appearance tonight. This means nothing to me. The actress is hot, but the character is useless. It will, however, make certain fans very happy.
What interests me is the possibility that an entire shopping mall full of Americans might be gassed.
UPDATE:
I have owned more than one surplus gas mask and none of them transmitted the wearer's voice as well as the masks worn by both the terrorists and the CTU team.
I have been taught that nerve gas kills on skin contact. In fact I have heard that even the smallest droplet on the skin is fatal without treatment. And what is this business about "weaponized nerve gas"? Is there a benign civilian nerve gas?
Tonight's death toll is between 14 and 24.
The previews for next week show orders beign given to take Jack into custody. No season would be complete without Jack "going rogue" and having orders put out to arrest him. Before the episode is over he will be reinstated. However someone at CTU will be charged with treason for helping him. My guess as to who will be S4GF (season 4 girl friend).
UPDATE II
Still no Kim. Fine with me.
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Sunday, February 12, 2006
John McCain is evil, part IV
Over at Power Line Paul Mirengoff writes the following:. . .while I have tremendous respect for McCain the chances that I would vote for him in a Republican primary are poor. However, I certainly would expect to vote for him if he were the Republican nominee.
Mr. Mirengoff is filled up to the nose holes with smarts, but I have to differ with him on this one. A McCain presidency would do enormous damage to the Republican Party. It would be every bit as disastrous, if in a slightly different way, as a Lincoln Chaffee administration.
McCain is a political coward. Back home he talks like a conservative and in Washington he has his lips firmly planted on the backside of the leftist mainstream media. He routinely tailors his message to his audience; taking whatever position he needs to at the moment to pander to whoever he is speaking to. In this respect he is EXACTLY like Bill Clinton.
McCain is a political whore. He routinely stabs his fellow Republicans in the back in order to garner favor with the left-wing press. There is no Republican core position that he will not sell out to get face time on NBC or CNN.
McCain is a blood enemy of fundamentally important American freedoms. His campaign finance law gutted the First Amendment and his "F" rating from Gun Owners of America proves his hostility to the Second. John McCain has done more to harm American liberty than Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin and Osama bin Laden combined.
McCain is mentally unstable. Apparently his experiences as a POW left him psychically damaged and prone to outbursts of uncontrollable rage. This is not a fatal flaw in a senator, but could be tragic in a president.
It would be deeply immoral to vote for a Democrat in 2008 . There are other choices, however. Either the Constitution Party or the Libertarians would be acceptable protest votes. I know that would hand the White House to the Party of Treason but that is preferable to seeing the Republican Party shatter itself irreparably on the alter of "Anybody But Hillary".
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At least somebody takes their borders seriously
Iran Focus:
Baghdad, Feb. 12 – Some 25 Iranians have been arrested in Iraq’s Diyala Province for illegally entering the country, the Iraqi border police announced on Sunday.The arrests have been made over the past week, Colonel Muhammad Nasser, chief of the Diyala border police, said.The United States and Iraqi officials have accused Iran’s radical Islamic government of sending agents and arms into Iraq to assist the insurgency.
It would seem that Iraq has a more serious border control policy than the United States. We are in the process of rebuilding and training their military and civil law enforcement and security services. The students have surpassed the teachers.
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Funny, I don't remember stepping through a looking glass.
From the Washington Times:A company in the United Arab Emirates is poised to take over significant operations at six American ports as part of a corporate sale, leaving a country with ties to the September 11 hijackers with influence over a maritime industry considered vulnerable to terrorism. The Bush administration considers the UAE an important ally in the fight against terrorism since the suicide hijackings and is not objecting to Dubai Ports World's purchase of London-based Peninsular and Oriental Steam Navigation Co. The $6.8 billion sale is expected to be approved tomorrow. The British company is the fourth-largest ports company in the world,
and its sale would affect commercial U.S. port operations in Baltimore, Miami, New Jersey, New Orleans, New York and Philadelphia.
I'd like to share my opinion of this with you, but right now I got nothing. This is right up there with Israel's "lets give Gaza to the terrorists so that they can more effectively kill us" move. Has life grown so boring in the years since 9/11 that we need to try to encourage another one?
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The ultimate death match
What would the true Mother of All Battles look like?
Bun Bun
vs.
Jack Bauer
Two undefeatable opponents. Both unstoppable and willing to do whatever it takes to win. The results of such a battle could shatter the laws of physics and eradicate the universe.
For a sample of what Bun Bun can do go here. For a sample of what Jack Bauer can do watch 24 on Fox 9:00 PM on Monday night.
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The first white flag in the Cartoon War.
Mark Steyn from the Chicago Sun-Times via Real Clear Politics:The European Union's Justice and Security Commissioner, Franco Frattini, said on Thursday that the EU would set up a "media code" to encourage "prudence" in the way they cover, ah, certain sensitive subjects. As Signor Frattini explained it to the Daily Telegraph, "The press will give the Muslim world the message: We are ware of the consequences of exercising the right of free expression. . . . We can and we are ready to self-regulate that right."
"Prudence"? "Self-regulate our free expression"? No, I'm afraid that's just giving the Muslim world the message: You've won, I surrender, please stop kicking me.
But they never do. Because, to use the Arabic proverb with which Robert Ferrigno opens his new novel, Prayers for the Assassin, set in an Islamic Republic of America, "A falling camel attracts many knives." In Denmark and France and the Netherlands and Britain, Islam senses the camel is falling and this is no time to stop knifing him.
The issue is not "freedom of speech" or "the responsibilities of the press" or "sensitivity to certain cultures." The issue, as it has been in all these loony tune controversies going back to the Salman Rushdie fatwa, is the point at which a free society musters the will to stand up to thugs. British Muslims march through the streets waving placards reading "BEHEAD THE ENEMIES OF ISLAM." If they mean that, bring it on. As my columnar confrere John O'Sullivan argued, we might as well fight in the first ditch as the last.
Tyrants NEVER see appeasement as anything but weakness. Hitler should have taught us that. A fight is coming. Where and when the battle will be fought is a decision that can be taken by us or by the savages. If we are smart enough to deserve to survive we will pick the battlefield.
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Saturday, February 11, 2006
More about the border
Via the New York Times:WASHINGTON, Feb. 10 - Mexican criminal syndicates are stepping up their attacks on American agents patrolling the border as officials of the Homeland Security Department intensify efforts to stem the flow of immigrants and drugs into the United States, American officials said this week.
In recent months, scores of Border Patrol agents have been fired upon or pelted with large stones as well as with cloth-covered stones that have been doused with flammable liquid and set ablaze. Since October, agents have been attacked in more than 190 cases, officials said on Thursday.
One of the pillars of a nation's sovereignty is its right and ability to control its borders. The article blames "criminal syndicates" for the violence, but does anyone with an IQ in the double digits doubt that the corrupt Mexican government is in this up to its armpits? It has become the vigorously promoted, if unofficial, policy of the Mexican government to export its surplus population to the United States. This serves the twin purposes of pumping billions of dollars into the Mexican economy as the illegals send money to family back in Mexico and reducing the pressure for genuine reforms of the dysfunctional Mexican political system.
The prospects for real change in the United States' border control policy seem slim given the current congress and the current president. The two political parties are in a life-or-death contest to secure the votes of the large Hispanic minority and business is reaping enormous savings in the cost of labor as wages are driven down by millions of illegal aliens willing to work for much less than native Americans.
Some observers, notably those with a libertarian bent, see the labor cost savings as a bonus for the US economy. After all the price of goods and services is held down and the US has low unemployment so Americans obviously aren't being driven out of work. This reasoning ignores the high cost illegal immigration imposes on taxpayers. State and local governments tax citizens to pay the cost of educating the children of illegals. Illegals tend to use hospital emergency rooms for primary care leaving bills that are never paid. This drives up the cost of healthcare as hospitals must recoup the lost revenue by charging more to their paying customers. This results in higher insurance premiums and the sometimes draconian cost cutting measures that have made "HMO" a swear word in some quarters. Taxpayers at the county and city level are also saddled with a growing bill for law enforcement as illegals clog court calendars and fill jails to overflowing.
As for the issue of which political party will benefit from the powerful Hispanic vote the answer is obviously going to be Democrats. Republicans seem to think that because a large number of Mexicans are religious and devoted to family that they represent a natural constituency. This ignores the fact that most Black Americans live their private lives as conservatives. The Black community is centered on the church and the greatest desire of most Black parents is to see a voucher program which will allow them to get their children out of the failing and downright dangerous public schools. Yet they continue to vote Democrat in the 90% range. The fact is that Republicans can never match the Santa Claus generosity (in spending other people's money) of the Democrats. The Republican "base" will not allow it.
What both political parties are missing is that the majority of Americans are fed up with illegal immigration. We are fed up with everything from bags of potato chips to our ATMs being labeled in Spanish as well as English. We are fed up roll call in our kid's schools sounding like the Tijuana telephone directory. We are fed up with going to the courthouse to pay our property tax and feeling like we've wandered into a casting call for a Zorro movie. We are fed up with paying higher taxes and insurance premiums (health and auto) and enduring higher crime rates and being told that cheap lettuce makes it all worthwhile.
In 2008 if a candidate, of either party, makes ending our policy of open borders the centerpiece of his/her campaign they could very well win with a substantial majority; a majority that could have the kind of coattails that change the character of the legislature (like Reagan in 1980).
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John McCain is evil, part III
The latest issue of City Journal arrived a week ago and I am just getting around to reading it. The very first article I turn to provides a good reminder of just why I, and any right thinking American, should hate evil lunatic John McCain.The rise of alternative media - political talk radio in the eighties, cable news in the nineties, and the blogosphere in the new millennium - has broken the liberal monopoly over news and opinion outlets. The Left understands acutely the implications of this revolution, blaming much of the Democratic Party's current
electoral trouble on the influence of the new media's vigorous conservative voices. Instead of fighting back with ideas, however, today's liberals quietly, relentlessly, and illiberally are working to smother this flourishing universe of political discourse under a tangle of campaign-finance and media regulations. Their campaign represents the most sustained attack on free political speech in the United States since the 1798 Alien and Sedition Acts. Though Republicans have the most to lose in the short run, all Americans who care about our most fundamental rights and the civic health of our democracy need to understand what's going on - and resist it.
We should not rest until McCain is driven out of American politics. Let him put a diaper on his head and go to Iran with the other censors.
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Victor Davis Hanson nails it again.
Over at NRO VDH again says what needs to be said about the Danish cartoon affair. He reminds us that regression can happen just as easily as advancement.
The great wealth and leisure created by modern technology have confused some in the modern age into thinking that history is linear. We expect that each generation will inevitably improve upon the last, as if we, the blessed of the 21st century, would never chase out Anaxagoras or execute Socrates - or allow others to do so - in our modern polis.
. . . civilization can regress. Indeed, it can be nearly lost in a generation, especially so now, with technology acting as an afterburner of sorts which warps the rate of change, both good and bad.
The latest Islamic outrage over the Danish cartoons represents an erosion in the very notion of Western tolerance. Years ago, the death sentence handed down to Salman Rushdie was the dead canary in the mine. It should have warned us that the Western idea of free and unbridled expression, so difficultly won, can be so easily lost.
He identifies the nature of the Islamofascist enemies of civilization.
The radical Islamists are our generation's book burners who search for secular Galileos and Newtons. They are the new Nazi censors who sniff out anything favorable to the Jews. These fundamentalists are akin to the Soviet commissars who once decreed all art must serve political struggle — or else.
The Islamists are also sad bullies, who hunt out causes for offense in the most obscure places, but would recoil at the first sign of Western defiance. Turkey may say little to the Islamists now, but they would say lots if the European Union decided to pass on its inclusion into the union. Local imams sound fiery, but if the West is too debauched a place for any pure Muslim to endure, why then do they not lead, Moses-like, an exodus of the devout away from the rising flood of decadence, and back to the paradise of a purer Syria or Algeria?
He also correctly describes the Western enablers whose reaction to these savages is to grovel and appease.
While listening to the obfuscations of British Foreign Secretary Jack Straw about the Danish cartoons, I thought that next he was going to call for a bowdlerization of Dante's Inferno, where Dante and Virgil in the eighth rung of Hell gaze on the mutilated specters of Mahomet and his son Ali, along with the other Sowers of Discord. I grew up reading the text with the gruesome illustrations of Gustave Doré. Can Straw now damn that artist's judgment as well, when the next imam threatens global jihad, more terrorism, an oil cut-off, or to make things worse for Anglo-American troops who are trying to bring democracy to Iraq?
Since Bill Clinton mentioned nothing about free speech and expression or the rights of a newspaper to be offensive and tasteless, but lectured only about cultural insensitivity and the responsibility of the media not to be mean to Muslims, why did he stop with the Danish cartoonists? Surely someone who has apologized for everyone from General Sherman to the Shah could have lamented the work of every Western artist, from Rodin to Dali, who has rendered the Prophet in a bad light.
In the post-Osama bin Laden and suicide-belt world of our own, we shudder at these fanatical riots, convincing ourselves that perhaps the Salman Rushdies, Theo Van Goghs, and Danish cartoonists of the world had it coming. All the while, we think to ourselves about the fact that we do not threaten to kill Muslims when they promulgate daily streams of hate and racism in sermons and papers, and much less would we go about promising death to the creator of "Piss Christ" or the Da Vinci Code. How ironic that we now find politically-correct Westerners — those who formerly claimed they would defend to the last the right of an Andres Serrano or Dan Brown to offend Christians — turning on the far milder artists who rile Muslims.
We are in a war for the survival of civilization that is just as urgent as the one that was waged in the 1940's. Will anyone other than the Queen of Denmark, the conservative blogosphere and Ann Coulter wake up and start fighting it?
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Introduce yourself
I see that several people are visiting regularly. Why don't you leave a note introducing yourselves. As guests of a hillbilly you'll get to drink your likker from the best mason jar in the house and we might go out back later and do some shooting.
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Battlestar Galactica
Here are some thoughts on tonight's episode of Battlestar Galactica.
Adama's fascination with Boomer, both living Boomer 2.0 and dead Boomer 1.0 is not a good sign. She told him that she would NOT ID other Cylons in the Fleet, meaning that her ultimate loyalty is still with the Cylons. Helo will probably find this out when she puts a bullet through his head, while telling him how much she loves him. Adama needs to toss her out the nearest airlock ASAP, and Helo with her.
Two terrorist organizations, Cylon infiltrators and a black market organization with all the warmth and charm of the Russian Mafia are all good arguments for strict martial law.
Helen Tigh is an idiot of cosmic dimensions, in addition to being a slut and a drunk. If every great man has a good woman standing behind him then every broken down drunk must have a Helen Tigh standing behind him.
Apollo seems to have used up his lifetime supply of luck just surviving the Cylon surprise attack.
Starbuck is a loose cannon. How could she think that the best known viper pilot in the Fleet, except maybe Apollo, wouldn't be recognized.
Dee is going to have her heart broken by Apollo. It's just that he doesn't love her. He loves Starbuck who loves him when she isn't thinking about the pyramid player she left on Caprica and screwing anything with a penis.
Apparently the president's religious visions and burning fanaticism have been left by the wayside.
What the frack is a "dark matter blind spot"? Dark matter is just mass in the universe that we think ought to be there that we can't detect not some kind of cosmic pixie dust with magic powers scattered around space.
Is the Fleet heading toward that nebula that will supposedly point the way to Earth?
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John McCain is evil, part II
I promised I'd get back to you about John McCain being evil.
This from Gun Owners of America:
Sen. John McCain is at it again.
The senior senator from Arizona has worked hard to earn an F-rating from Gun Owners of America. Once a presidential contender, Sen. McCain became the poster boy for the misnamed Americans for Gun Safety (AGS) several years ago and has sponsored several anti-gun bills and amendments.
With such a record lurking in his closet, do you think Sen. McCain likes it when groups like Gun Owners of America point out his anti-gun antics?
Of course not. So in 2002, Sen. McCain teamed up with anti-gun Sen. Russ Feingold (D-WI) to squelch the First Amendment rights of gun owners and other Americans. These two men successfully pushed the Incumbent Protection Act into law -- an act that stifles the ability of organizations like GOA to criticize elected officials before an election.
This suits Sen. McCain just fine since he knows the media is going to give him a free ride in his upcoming bid for president in 2008. One can expect the mainstream media to ignore the big government tendencies of candidates like McCain, which is why it's imperative for watchdog organizations like Gun Owners of America to be able to freely communicate with the American people.
Not content with the limitations in the Incumbent Protection Act, Sen. McCain has struck again. In an effort to reap political advantage from the current controversies in Congress, McCain has now introduced S. 2128 -- the so-called Lobbying Transparency and Accountability Act.
In this bill, McCain targets his wrath on groups like GOA -- requiring them to register their "grassroots" communications with their members and to file twice as many frivolous reports.
Sen. McCain would rather shine the spotlight on us and YOU, rather than shine the spotlight on himself -- remember, he was one of the original Keating Five senators and was the ONLY Republican in the Keating Five "team."
Sen. McCain might try to dismiss the actions he took on behalf of one of his biggest contributors, Charles Keating, but as author Mark Levin notes, "In John McCain's America, any politician who accepts a large contribution or gift from a donor, and then takes steps consistent with the donor's interests -- even though there is no legal quid pro quo -- is corrupt. Well, then, by his own standard, McCain is corrupt."
Once the Chief of Staff to the Attorney General in the Reagan administration, Mark Levin is now a contributing editor for National Review Online. He is also a talk show host and the head of the prestigious Landmark Legal Foundation in Washington, DC. Levin has never been accused of pulling punches, and his discussions over McCain's role in the Keating Five are no exception.
"McCain was the only Republican implicated in the Keating Five scandal," Levin points out, "yet today he lectures his party and his president about 'the corrupting influence' of money in politics. He rails against the so-called 'wealthy special interests' and their ability to buy access to elected officials, yet this is precisely what the Keating Five scandal was all about. And, of course, under McCain's current standard, a politician who takes a principled position that may benefit a donor is corrupt, even if no law has been violated.
"The John McCain of old should be thankful that his political fate wasn't determined by John McCain the reformer," Levin concludes.
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Friday, February 10, 2006
Selling them the rope. . .
From Iran Focus:Tehran, Iran, Feb. 10 – Iran will buy several dozen surface-to-air missiles from Russia as part of its arsenal to protect its nuclear sites, government-run Persian language websites reported on Friday.
The reports quoted Mikhail Dmitriyev, director of Russia’s Federal Military-Technical Cooperation Service, as saying that some 30 Russian-made Tor M-1 surface-to-air missiles will be bought by Iran for up to 700 million dollars.
The anti-aircraft missiles would protect Iran’s nuclear installations in Isfahan and Bushehr, the reports said, adding that there was also talk of Iran purchasing the more powerful S-300 missiles from Moscow as well.
France and Germany will go into full bore appeasement mode the minute that Iran goes operational with an intermediate range nuclear missile that can reach Europe. Since the technology that they can offer Iran is orders of magnitude better than any leftover Soviet era crap any “partnership” Russia is hoping to form with Iran will be strictly temporary.
In fact, any partnership that Iran forms with a non-Muslim state will be temporary. As the Byzantines discovered an Islamic empire will not settle for indirect rule forever. A confrontation is looming. Will the United States and the European Union have the courage and the good sense to do what they must do to survive?
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Stargate: SG1
What the hell were those weapons the team was carrying? I thought that they might be native to the planet that they were on, but when they beamed over to Baal's ship they were still carrying them. The previews for next week seemed to show them again.
The Stargate producers have always used good sense when arming the actors. I hope that isn't coming to an end.
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Spitting in the "prophet's" eye

The best part about this on is that it was drawn by Tatiana Soskin, a Jewish woman who lives in Israel.
More pictures here.
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Thursday, February 09, 2006
The picture could be a bit less. . . female
![]() | You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.
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Fun with the 1911
I just installed a Wilson "drop-in" beavertail grip safety in my Colt Combat Commander. "Drop-in" means that you don't have to cut the frame, not that you don't have to fit the safety. A little stoning and it popped right in. Tomorrow we go to the indoor range for test firing.
Next a Wilson tactical extended thumb safety and a Cylinder & Slide Shop drop in action job. All that can be done without sending the pistol off to a gunsmith.
Wilson parts are about the best out there. Here is their website.
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10:25 PM
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Today's insult to the false prophet
The "prohpet" and his favorite wife. He married her when she was six, but waited untill she was nine to sleep with her.
From DrawMohammed.com
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Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Left is as left does
A couple of people have asked me if I'm going to write anything about the disgraceful performances at the Coretta King funeral. Other than echoing the sentiments of Charlotte talk-show host Jason Lewis that Jimmy Carter is the biggest sanctimonious buffoon on the planet I'm not.
I'm not surprised that the cream of the leftist elite would be so frack-all stupid as to have not learned one lesson from the Wellstone Memorial fiasco. The fact is that they can't help themselves.
One does not become upset with a dog when it relieves itself in the middle of the road. That is what dogs do. Likewise one does not become upset with a leftist when he/she shows absolutely no class, taste, decorum, grace, culture or one shred of good sense. That is what leftists do.
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One more reason to hate Islam
Check this out:Tehran, Iran, Jan. 07 – An Iranian court has sentenced a teenage rape victim to death by hanging after she weepingly confessed that she had unintentionally killed a man who had tried to rape both her and her niece.
The state-run daily Etemaad reported on Saturday that 18-year-old Nazanin confessed to stabbing one of three men who had attacked the pair along with their boyfriends while they were spending some time in a park west of the Iranian capital in March 2005.
Nazanin, who was 17 years old at the time of the incident, said that after the three men started to throw stones at them, the two girls’ boyfriends quickly escaped on their motorbikes leaving the pair helpless.
She described how the three men pushed her and her 16-year-old niece Somayeh onto the ground and tried to rape them, and said that she took out a knife from her pocket and stabbed one of the men in the hand.
As the girls tried to escape, the men once again attacked them, and at this point, Nazanin said, she stabbed one of the men in the chest. The teenage girl, however, broke down in tears in court as she explained that she had no intention of killing the man but was merely defending herself and her younger niece from rape, the report said.
The court, however, issued on Tuesday a sentence for Nazanin to be hanged to death.
I especially liked the part about the "boyfriends" who were able to make their escape. There is a special level of hell for "men" who run away and abandon women to rapists. It is the same level of hell inhabited by false prophets who have sex with nine-year-old girls.
Is there a hatred too intense for this "culture" and the "religion" which spawned it, a contempt too bottomless? I don't think so.
This is from Iran Focus
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Lunitic John McCain
In case you didn't know John McCain is evil. More later.
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10:13 PM
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God bless Queen Margrethe
In an official biography published last year Denmark's Queen Margrethe II had some highly prescient things to say about her nation's (and by extension the entire civilized world's) relationship with Islam.
"We are being challenged by Islam these years - globally as well as locally. It is a challenge we have to take seriously. We have let this issue float about for too long because we are tolerant and lazy.The "Cartoon Riots" burning their way across the Muslim world, the burning of Danish embassies and the assassination of a Roman Catholic priest in Turkey all underscore the urgency of the problem facing the sane nations of the world. The time is passed, long passed, when civilized people can look the other way when confronted with this sickness masquerading as a major religion.
"We have to show our opposition to Islam and we have to, at times, run the risk of having unflattering labels placed on us because there are some things for which we should display no tolerance."
An answer must be found soon. These lice-infested Neolithic savages are building nuclear weapons. Or rather it would be more accurate to say that they are hiring others to build the weapons for them. If it were not for their oil (which they did not create, could not discover for themselves, could not pump themselves and could not deliver to customers themselves) they would not have the ability to build so much as a bolt action rifle.
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Tuesday, February 07, 2006
A new pistol for the boys
The military is getting a new handgun. Note that it is going to be a .45 ACP. Here is an overview of the requirements. See the whole thing here.
The USSOCOM intends to issue a solicitation to obtain commercially available non-developmental item (NDI) Joint Combat Pistol (JCP) system, Caliber .45 (ACP). The Program will use full and open competition to fulfill the JCP requirement. The JCP will be delivered in accordance with specification entitled "Performance Specification Joint Combat Pistol" to be provided with issuance of the solicitation. Two configurations of the pistol will be required. One configuration will have no external safety and the other configuration will have an external safety. The Combat Pistol System consists of: a Caliber .45 pistol and its ancillary equipment including: Magazines (standard and high-capacity); Suppressor Attachment Kit for operation of the pistol with and without sound suppressor; Holster; Magazine Holder (standard and high-capacity); Cleaning Kit; and Operator's Manual.
It's about time we went back to a .45 caliber handgun. However as I look at the specs on this thing it is hard to believe that it wont be too big and unwieldy. The military had the best vehicle of its kind in the Jeep and the best handgun in the 1911. They tossed both of them away for inferior replacements that they have never been satisfied with. I hope that when they are testing the submissions that they shoot them in IDPA matches.
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Insulting the "prophet"

Here is what I had in mind in my contest. Now that you've seen an example get to work. I really want that fatwa.
Hat tip to sondrak.
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Monday, February 06, 2006
Random thoughts on 24 - 2/6/06
Death toll for tonight's episode, 4. Only 2 killed by Jack.
The advertised reappearance of Kim was a tease, we have to wait for next week. This does not bother me. The actress is a hottie, the character is a waste of time.
Edger is obviously an autistic savant (like Rain Man). What's Chloe's excuse?
Jack carries a Heckler & Koch USP (Universal Service Pistol) probably in .40 S&W.
Why does every head of the CTU field office in LA have to have some kind of problem relative? That's really why they sent the young Sean Hannity looking dude to take over. Col. McQueen didn't have an estranged or addicted or criminal or mentally ill son/daughter/sibling/spouse.
What happened to Sidney (you know, he played the shrink on Pretender) is proof that you need torture in these kind of field situations. If they had let Jack keep torturing the SOB he would still be alive, the girl would not be facing a murder charge and they would have the information that they need. Remember if lunatic John McCain is against it it's probably good.
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The Mullah's Revenge
This from News.com.au: IRAN'S largest selling newspaper announced today it was holding a contest on cartoons of the Holocaust in response to the publishing in European papers of caricatures of the Prophet Mohammed. "It will be an international cartoon contest about the Holocaust," said Farid Mortazavi, the graphics editor for Hamshahri newspaper - which is published by Teheran's conservative municipality.
Let me get this straight. Iran is offended that a private newspaper in Denmark published some cartoons depicting the “prophet” Mohammad. Iran is even more offended that some other newspapers in European countries reprinted the cartoons. So to pay back Denmark and the other European nations Iran is sponsoring a contest for cartoons mocking or denying the Holocaust. Europe, with its Christian heritage and its modern-day aggressive secularism is being punished by Iran mocking the Jewish Holocaust?
Pardon me. I have to clean my monitor off. My head just exploded.
What a bunch of fracking stuck-in-the-seventh-century morons these brain-dead towel heads are. They must really believe that the Evil Jews ™ are running the world. Some Danish cartoonists draw pictures of their “prophet” (who married his favorite wife when she was six-years-old, but waited a full three years to actually have sex with her) and they “get even” my mocking the Jews. Way to go guys! I’ll bet the French are cowering in a puddle of their own urine. Wait a minute the French are cowering in a puddle of their own urine. That's their normal posture. I have it on good authority that they've raised their alert status from RUN to HIDE, leaving only SURRENDER before reaching the highest level of COLLABORATE. OK, bad example, but enough about the Frogs.
Think about how these goat-humping idiots mind's work. Anybody anywhere in the world smacks them and they take it as an attack by the Jews. What the frack does this tell you about the prospects for any kind of “peace process” in the Middle East?
I hope that these cartoon riots continue. I hope that they escalate until even the dumbest Foggy Bottom mush head finally throws up his hands and says, “We can’t make peace with these people. We can only fight and kill them until they realize that they can never win. Until they come crawling to us on their hands and knees and beg us to please stop killing them while there are still some very few of them left alive”.
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24 Approaches
Just 12 hours till tonight's episode of 24. Kim returns tonight so in addition to torturing and killing terrorists Jack can 'splain to his daughter how he really is alive.
Today we join the blogs4bauer blogring. Click on the banner to the left and check it out.
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Sunday, February 05, 2006
Fitzmas Fizzles?
Clarice Feldman has an article on American Thinker about the apparent implosion of Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald's case against Lewis "Scooter" Libby. It seems that Mr. Fitzgerald has been less than truthful to the court and the press. Here is an excerpt:Court documents were released yesterday which appear to sound the death knell for Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald’s case against Lewis “Scooter” Libby. Leftists who once eagerly anticipated a “Merry Fitzmas” are likely to find a lump of coal in their stockings next December, before the trial, scheduled for early 2007, ever gets underway.
Discovery requests by Lewis Libby’s defense team and the Dow Jones lawsuit to unseal the redacted pages of the Judith Miller appeal are proceeding. It is growing exceedingly obvious that the Special Counsel made a number of misrepresentations to the press and the court.
The sum and substance of his case is now clearly seen to be the difference in the recollections of Libby and those of Matt Cooper of Time Magazine, Judith Miller, then of the New York Times, and NBC’s Tim Russert regarding certain conversations. But these conversations do not involve the deliberate “outing” of a covert agent, did not affect national security and at best involve differing recollections of insignificant matters which should never rise to the level of a criminal prosecution.
We heard a great deal about what a honorable "straight arrow" Fitzgerald was during the time he was conducting his investigation. If so he isn't the first, and will not be the last, person to be corrupted by the spotlight.
For a prosecutor making "misrepresentations" to the press gets you kicked around in the court of public opinion. Doing so to the court should get you disbarred and sent to jail.
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Cartoon wars

Here is one of the 12 cartoons which are the Islamists latest excuse to riot and generally show the world what assholes that they are. This one is my favorite. My contest is still running. Send in cartoons that are insulting to Mohammad and the winner (judged by me) will get a Serenity DVD or the last Capercaillie CD, your choice. I really want to be the subject of a fatwa.
Also support the Buy Danish Campaign.
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Fireworks expected
Macsmind has another post up about the leak of the NSA eavesdropping story to the Times.The FBI has pretty much come to conclusion over who leaked the NSA story to the times. The problem is that when it's a US Senator, he has - well a lot of people (staff/clerks, etc), who well, talk. Especially when they've been "pressured" to do so.
It appears that the FBI is convinced that Senator Jay Rockefeller is the leaker. Go and read the whole post. The two questions this raises for me are, one what other treasonous actions have Rockefeller committed and, two does the administration have the guts to indict a sitting senator for espionage and/or treason?
A third question presents itself. If convicted will a jury give Rockefeller what he deserves for spying for the enemy during a time of war (a firing squad)?
The most satisfying sight in this whole mess (other than Rockefeller being given his last cigarette by a Marine gunnery sergeant before tying on his blindfold) will be the operatives of the Democrat Party's Ministry of Propaganda and Enlightenment (the mainstream media) going before the grand jury to testify. This is a door which they demanded be opened in their blind foaming zeal to see Karl Rove brought down in the Plame affair. I understand why the Left is so fanatically in favor of gun control. They are constantly shooting themselves in the foot.
Now go and read that post.
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Saturday, February 04, 2006
The gift that keeps on giving
I saw a reference to this from the New York Post on Power Line and just had to go and grab it for myself. It's just too good to ignore. I swear, with enemies like this you don't need friends.. . .Reps. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-Ill.) and Cynthia McKinney (D.-Ga.) got to the floor of the Capitol early and staked out seats reserved for Democratic senators. "Since none of these Democrats over there [in the Senate] filibustered Alito, why can't we have these seats?" Jackson argued. "That makes sense to me," McKinney replied, according to Roll Call columnist Mary Ann Akers. "Jackson went back to his office, leaving McKinney to protect the seats until showtime," the D.C. weekly reports. "Three hours after Jackson got back to his office, though, his cellphone rang." It was a "frantic" McKinney saying that sergeant-at-arms staffers were kicking her out of the seats. Jackson rushed to the floor and argued for "a few tense moments," but Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) prevailed. Jackson told Roll Call he needed his face on TV "to "show our constituents our proximity to the president . . .
It doesn't say if Reid "prevailed" over the sergeant-at-arms or the moonbat duo.
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Lemuel's pick of the day
I just ran across a good blog, Shining plate and a good broadsword. If you want to read a talented writer open up on Islam with both barrels go give it a look.
He also tells the truth about Pat Buchanan.
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Friday, February 03, 2006
One more for the good guys!
Just as I was getting ready to go to work Fox News showed a security camera video from Texas of a convenience store clerk fatally shooting a would-be robber. Police have said that the clerk acted within the law. This is how all such incidents should end.
There is no word on what kind of equipment the clerk used, but it obviously got the job done.
I would suspect that Cam & Company will have more information this afternoon. You can listen on the internet at NRANews.com or on Sirius satellite radio.
If anyone wants to post something about how this was a short-range gunfight go ahead. I will not budge off my position that improving your marksmenship skills will make you better able to survive any gunfight no matter the range.
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11:20 AM
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Thousands Dead
There has been a disaster in the Red Sea. Whole article here.An Egyptian ferry carrying about 1,300 people sank in the Red Sea overnight during bad weather, and rescue ships and helicopters pulled dozens of bodies from the water Friday, an official said. About 100 survivors in lifeboats were rescued.
Egypt has already refused Israel's offer of help in searching for and rescuing survivors. Apparently it is better to die than to owe your life to a Jew. How long will it be before the Arabic language press begins airing/printing conspiracy theories blaming Israel and/or President Bush for the disaster? And how long will it take after that for Michael Moore/Cindy Sheehan/Congressional Black Caucus/Anti-War.com/Hollywood/Howard Dean/dailykos/moveon.org/Minister Farrakan to pick up on it?
I'll bet that before the end of next week there will be at least one call to Rush, Laura, Sean, Tammy or the G Man seriously stating that the Jews or Bush sank the ferry to kill Muslims returning from the Hajj.
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Thursday, February 02, 2006
Too Good To Be True
Dear Santa,
All I want for Christmas in 2006 is for this movie to be widely distributed in the US right before the '06 congressional elections.American soldiers in Iraq crash a wedding and pump a little boy full of lead in front of his mother. They kill dozens of innocent people with random machine gun fire, shoot the groom in the head, and drag those left alive to Abu Ghraib prison - here a Jewish doctor cuts out their organs, which he sells to rich people in New York, London and Tel Aviv. . .The movie's American stars are Billy Zane, who plays a self-professed "peacekeeper sent by God," and Gary Busey as the Jewish-American doctor.
I don't really blame Busey for this. He lost most of his brain in a motorcycle accident a few years ago.
UPDATE: Someone should have a talk with the producers of this movie. If it had been shown back in December for even one show in one theater in the US it would have been eligible for this years Academy Awards.
UPDATE II: A friend sent me a link to this film's website here. He notes the fact that this picture's popularity in Turkey must mean that the average "Turk in the street" must hate us even though we are supposed to be allies. Well, why should they be different from the United Kingdom, Canada, Germany and every other country in NATO (except the new members in Eastern Europe who still remember being under the heel of the USSR). As Teddy Roosevelt observed at the beginning of the last century other nations will hate us and may even fear us, but they will never like us.
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10:59 PM
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A Fatwa for Lemuel
Any of you out there who can draw I have a new contest for you. Send me a cartoon which is utterly degrading and insulting to the Islamic faith that I can post on this blog. I want to be the subject of a fatwa. The winner will be rewarded with a Serenity DVD.
But remember it really has to drag Islam through the mud. I want something that will push Osama into heart failure. I want something that will cause the president of Iran to vow to send atomic warheads to Asheville. I want something that will send Muslim nutballs to my doorstep to punish me so that I can martyr them.
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Handgunning
A reader points out the following: "You are 92% more likely to a handgun at someone that is between 7-10 yards than any other distance."
This is very true. However let me ask you a question. You are on an airplane with 99 other people and the captain makes the anouncement that anyone who wants to put on a parachute can, but that this is the one and only chance to do so. Furthermore at some point in the flight 8 of the passangers, chosen at random, will be thrown out of the plane. What would you do? 92% are pretty good odds, but are they that good?
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